@despisecomputer

Tokio & Hyper maintainer, working at Cloudflare to help make the Internet a better place.

 Austin, TX
Joined March 2017
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So there I was, a wall of unsafe FFI on one side, with a panic unwinding the stack towards me from another...
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One of the perks of working @Cloudflare is getting access to the internal blog
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New record #DDoS attack: 5.8 Tbps peak. @Cloudflare systems automatically mitigated without any human intervention or anything slowing down. If you’re not using us for DDoS mitigation, call your current provider and ask what will happen when this beast comes for them.
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Yeah I’ll go ahead and integrate this into my belief system
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ashley williams@ag_dubs30 Mar 2024
tale as old as time
ashley williams@ag_dubs29 Mar 2021
you: you can't just call everything a supply chain attack surface me, pointing at completely uncompensated open source labor: supply chain attack surface
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Replying to @axboe
@axboe What's the specified behavior for io_uring when two threads try and invoke io_uring_enter simultaneously, with one trying to submit events only and the other waiting for completions only? I couldn't find this documented anywhere.
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For context, I'm revisiting the use of io_uring for multi-threaded work-stealing asynchronous systems.
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Ignat Korchagin@ignatkn2 Oct 2023
Decided to join the hype: Bentley vs #Linux
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I drank 4 cans of red bull before coming to the airport this morning so that I could grow wings in the event of an airborne emergency or missed flight.
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this was a bad idea
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Of course the youth of today are hopeless. They have never known the warmth of Big Iron's loving embrace.
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I've never really understood the anti-VAXers. It's just a better PDP-11, what's the problem?
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help, i'm thinking of writing my own service mesh implementation this weekend and I need someone to talk some sense into me
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"somewhere between plan 9 and templeos"
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If you ever hear that I've started writing an OS called "Plan 10", you should hunt me down and kill me. I will have gone rampant, and you must stop me at all costs.
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With the power of all six stones, I'm going to cut the processing power of every computer by several orders of magnitude. Trust me child, I'm saving the world, not destroying it.
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majek04@majek0419 May 2023
I'm considering adding vhost-net support to firecracker. github.com/firecracker-micro…

[Feature Request] Adding vhost-net support to firecracker · Issue #3707 · firecracker-microvm/fir...

Hi, Firecracker doesn't have fast enough networking for many users. Firecracker networking benchmarks claiming tens of Gbps use TCP and use network offloads (TSO). However, often for real users...

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i am going to scream
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badidea 🪐@0xabad1dea2 Apr 2023
1) twitter publishes “the algorithm” with a clear-as-day special cutout for Elon, democrats and republicans right there, we all saw it 2) they reset the repository to hide these specific lines of code and say it was to remove personal information 3) there were already 6000 forks
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Manish@ManishEarth19 Mar 2023
tired: this line is being replaced by a temporary shuttle bus wired: this line is being bustituted inspired: this line is straight up bussin frfr
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