They said that with business class you get front row seats to disembark quicker. But I think I took it a bit too far...

Got to know a fellow attendee at #LinuxPlumbers, but too shy to ask how are they related to Linux. Seems smart, so maybe will consider hiring. Not sure if they can pass our rigid interview process though...

Hello, Prague🇨🇿! One nit for PRG: my "priority" labelled bag arrived after all the other ones...

"My talk is tomorrow, better start working on slides..." has stopped being a joke and became a real thing with AI

Maybe I failed to get the memo, but I thought the new EU ETIAS system should have made entry faster if you enroll your biometrics. But every time I go it is actually the same manual officer checks, but just slower than before.

Hello, Hong Kong🇭🇰! I'm in You!

Yeah, right....

Ha! LinkedIn promotes me my old @Cloudflare job!

Yesterday @Cloudflare youtube.com/watch?v=ciNY8x9O…

A perfect combo

This is the place where I sit every Saturday waiting for my kid from the art class. Sometimes you don't have to travel far for nice things.

No, I don't! I'm a *SYSTEMS* engineer. Can't your AI scraper tell the difference?

Excited to start my new job today @Citadel! I've worked for a government, a hardware company, a large SaaS/infra company, so finance sector is a natural progression and exciting unexplored avenue for me! Went through the onboarding today... youtube.com/watch?v=EwiGSOgh…

Found my old Samsung laptop from 2014. It worked, but felt really luggish. Wiped the old Win10 there and installed the latest Debian. Feels as snappy as my recent M1 MacBook. Writing this post from it...

You can leave the HDD, replace Windows with #Linux and probably still be under 10s

PSA: after incredible 10y 10m I'm leaving @Cloudflare to try something new. This journey was incredible and probably made me who I am today Thank you so much for this opportunity @eastdakota, @zatlyn and @icqheretic and I will continue to help build a better Internet on the side

Love the food, but the dirty bill on a plate and the seller touching it with the same hand as they touch food makes me want to vomit

Make sure to watch my talk online from #NDCSecurity when it is up. I accidentally stage-dived during my presentation and flipped a table with glasses. So if not for the content, at least for the laughs.

My team @Cloudflare is looking for an Engineering Manager! This is THE BEST position to help build a better Internet, because the Internet runs on #Linux job-boards.greenhouse.io/clo…