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Why, for multiple years, has @Workday been unable to put former employee tax documents into the primary navigation? you have to literally search the specific term "my tax documents". Not W2, not W-2, not Taxes, not Documents, ONLY "my tax documents". of course! how could i not know the magic words to summon my W-2 . Truly the worst software on earth. Blessings to their 21,000 employees.
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The Last Scroll
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If you're not making a jig to perfect your animation design, are you really taking advantage of intelligence on tap?
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Introducing Roughdraft! A new open source project designed to make collaboration with agents better. The idea is to bring commenting and suggested changes to markdown (e.g. plan docs) in a nice interface. Free, local, etc. 👉 roughdraft.md 👈
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This is the only leaderboard you should be chasing
stop chasing leaderboards and just create dope sh*t.
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treat sunday night like a career dashboard: check your pulse at 8 PM. A) if your stomach knots because tomorrow means meetings you would pay to skip, you need an escape plan B) if you feel a quiet buzz like the night before a field trip because Monday means fresh momentum, you are exactly where you belong. that "dread versus electricity" gap is probably the most honest KPI in work
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Crewed aircraft will be destroyed instantly by cheap drone swarms
🚨NEW🚨 The F-35 Fiasco: Lockheed Martin’s Woke Agenda & The Betrayal of American Taxpayers It’s time to shine a spotlight on a scandal that’s been quietly draining our nation’s resources while compromising our military readiness. Every single day, @LockHeedMartin, a company increasingly obsessed with pushing a woke agenda, is delivering F-35 fighter jets that are simply not ready for combat. This isn’t just a minor hiccup—it’s a multi-billion-dollar betrayal of the American taxpayer & our national security. This should be getting way more attention & scrutiny than it currently is. The F-35 program, one of the most expensive weapons programs in history, is plagued by delays, defects, & downright incompetence. The U.S. Air Force is being forced to accept jets that lack functional radar systems—yes, you read that right, NO RADAR! According to reports from @insidedefense, and Air & Space Forces Magazine, the F-35 program has shown “no improvement” in software development & testing, with critical systems still lagging behind schedule. The Pentagon’s own assessments confirm that these jets are not combat-ready, yet they’re being rolled out as if everything is fine. How can we trust a company that delivers half-baked fighter jets to our brave men & women in uniform? Source: Inside Defense insidedefense.com/daily-news… Source: Air & Space Forces Magazine airandspaceforces.com/new-pe… If you thought jets with no radar was bad, here’s the kicker: about 1 month before President @realDonaldTrump took office for his 2nd term, & right before the busy Christmas & holiday season, Lockheed Martin somehow managed to secure a massive $11.8 billion contract under the Biden administration. This deal, rushed through under the Biden Admin, reeks of cronyism & deception. Air Force Secretary Frank Kendall, a key figure in the outgoing admin, appears to have done a favor for his buddy, Lockheed Martin CEO Jim Taiclet. Instead of holding Lockheed Martin accountable for their failures, the Biden admin rewarded them with billions of dollars more of your hard-earned tax dollars. Is this what “leadership” looks like? BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! It actually gets worse. You’re probably asking yourself, why are these jets failing so spectacularly? Could it be that Lockheed has been too busy prioritizing Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion (DEI) initiatives& hiring anti-Trump lobbyists instead of focusing on building reliable aircraft? According to a scathing report from Breitbart, Shelly O’Neill Stoneman, Lockheed’s Senior VP of Government Affairs has been described as a “Trump-hating woke warrior.” When a company is more concerned with political posturing than engineering excellence, is it any surprise their jets are rusting at sea? Yes, *RUSTING*. The War Zone reported that the F-35C’s radar-absorbent skin is deteriorating after just months at sea, rendering these multi-million-dollar jets even less effective. Source: Breitbart breitbart.com/politics/2025/… Source: The War Zone twz.com/44067/the-f-35cs-rad… Let’s talk about the cost. The F-35 program has ballooned to a staggering **$2 TRILLION** over its lifetime. That’s not a typo—trillion with a T! This is government and taxpayer WASTE on an unimaginable scale, & it’s coming out of our pockets! Meanwhile, Lockheed Martin’s CEO, Jim Taiclet is living large, reportedly racking up $928,000 in corporate jet expenses last year alone. If he wants to live like a king, maybe he should stop fleecing taxpayers & start delivering jets that actually work. Are we, the American people, footing the bill for his lavish lifestyle while our military gets stuck with defective equipment? Source: Lockheed Martin 2025 Proxy Statement lockheedmartin.com/content/d… This is a wake-up call. Why are we continuing to pour tens of billions of $ into a program that delivers rust buckets instead of reliable fighter jets? Our adversaries aren’t waiting for Lockheed to get their act together, & neither should we. @elonmusk @PeteHegseth RECEIPTS 👇🏻
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THE FLORIDA GATORS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN 🏆
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MAKE THE GATORS GREAT AGAIN! PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT! THANK YOU GATOR NATION! #MGGA
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NATTY CHAMPS 😤😤😤🤯
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the reason the studio ghibli phenomenon in chatgpt image gen actually matters culturally is because real change never arrives dressed as disruption, it shows up first as play. ghibli style images are the toy layer society needs to metabolize a shift. they make the uncanny feel safe. they let people want the future instead of fear it.
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mood
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every day is a battle against unc status.
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The signs on Drake’s tour in AUS 👀
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Elon Musk now have enough baby mamas that they are starting to conform to Chinese imperial drama stereotypes. Grimes is the Beloved But Defiant concubine. She is the emperor’s actual favorite, but because she refuses to conform, she suffered exile, ridicule and repeated betrayals. Grimes’ historical analog is the Pearl Consort, clearly adored by Emperor Guangxu but eventually thrown down a well and drowned for disrespecting the the Empress Dowager.
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Accenture had $1.2 billion in new bookings related to GenAI, and it has 69,000 people working in data and AI. 69,000 people who don't know anything about AI are helping the largest US companies with navigating the fast changing AI world. One of the biggest grifts in the world.
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