13 | chef | always active

onchain, us-east-1
Joined September 2016
gen alpha? smh also yeah, ai writes good commit messages
AI assisted coding is okay, but wtf Is your commit message AI generated? Gen alpha devs wan kill person.
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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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We're thrilled to be joining Phase 1 of the @GoogleStartups x @AntlerGlobal Immersion Programme 🚀 We're on a mission to bridge the gap between education and employment, helping young Africans build real-world skills and turn them into meaningful career opportunities.
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Your manipulative boyfriend when you catch him cheating:
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Replying to @eponchuks
For pikin to come this world through me i gats comot
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Replying to @Kemisanwo
As a man if you dont apply this law when dealing with women you go cry pass new born baby.
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"babeeeeee😭" Life go first tire you
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not an hot take... it's obvious
fireboy has a better album catalog than rema🤷🏾‍♂️
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This is actually a treasonous statement because why are you putting interests of foreign investors over Nigerians
Finance Minister Taiwo Oyedele says investors expect Tinubu’s re-election and warns reversing economic reforms could trigger capital flight and naira depreciation. arise.tv/oyedele-says-market…
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I promise you, there used to be a time… The nation is poor and bleeding. About ten years ago, once it’s November, you’d begin to smell Christmas on the streets, in the local shops, in churches, even in schools. A lot has been stolen from us, basic things now feel like luxury.
I really hate how Nigeria doesn’t do Christmas properly. No proper Christmas markets, no stores dedicated to Christmas decor, nothingggg. You can barely find anywhere to shop for beautiful Christmas decorations. It’s so annoying because I love Christmas so much 😭🎄
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Replying to @eric_khun
As long as I’m CEO.
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went to live with a family member one time, cuz i couldn’t go home for Christmas from uni, dem kill goat dey con dey put bone bone meat for my food and everybody else dey chop better meat, i just vex, go order food with turkey dey chop am for their parlor 😂😂
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Fireboy and OMAH LAY started the 2020s with purple themed albums about male loneliness & a ‘more money more problems’ theme Now they continue the decade by cutting their hair, reinventing their sounds, and continuing the battle while shouting out igbó on every other line (1/3)
When you think about it, you realize that Fireboy’s ‘Apollo’ and Omah Lay’s ‘Boy Alone’ have thematic and topical similarities. Both albums seem to be inspired by a second year of experiencing fame. While Omah Lay found hedonistic coping mechanisms in sex, alcohol and smoking,
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awwww... romantic man😂
This is what Nigerian women consider true love and an intentional man. 😂 The yeye boy no wan dey again. Wonder what made him wake up.
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Please Everyone, I need your help. From the accident, she has fractures in her hand, leg, and pelvic region. The doctor said the surgery will cost about ₦5 million. It is extensive and will be done in two phases. First they will operate on her hand and leg. When she recovers from that, they will do the pelvic region. It has been a painful experience. We have already spent so much on drugs and medications just to keep her stable this far. The pain is still there every day. A lot of you have followed this from the day of the accident. You have seen the updates. You know what this has been like. Please, if your heart can move you, even ₦1k, ₦2k, ₦5k, ₦10k, or ₦20k from you will help us. Every little bit carries weight right now. Kuda Microfinance Bank 2004212740 Ekpo Richard Unwana If you want to confirm or even visit to see how she is doing, please call or WhatsApp me on 08014616027. Please help me share this too. I need the support. Thank you for reading this far.
If you were the one that did a HIT AND RUN at Ogudu express, Lagos yesterday evening, just know that it was my wife you hit. I FORGIVE YOU, I really do. Getting the call and the news was heartbreaking and caused tears but I FORGIVE YOU. I FORGIVE YOU I'm grateful to and for the Man that kept her conscious rendering first aid till the Ambulance got there. He even stayed and helped till midnight (few minutes ago). I'm so grateful 🙏
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calling a fat person fat is not body shaming imo
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Replying to @TheNonye
Yes!!!!! I grew up Anglican and man! There’s so much I don’t involve myself in.
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how can we save this guy 😫😫
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unfortunately you have to learn how to stop talking to someone. You will cry, your chest will hurt. But you will not d*e. you will be okay eventually.
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