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🤟rock n roll🤟
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This is how the Daily Star was speaking about Charlotte Church when she was just 15 years old.
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Do you know what's ballooning? MP's expense claims. Maybe they should get vouchers instead of money.
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You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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Hopefully?? Weirdo, this is basically an email snow day
America is battling with Microsoft while the UK is fast asleep Hopefully it’ll be resolved before tomorrow
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Someone in the courts should take one for the team and leak every single one of them.
More than 100 celebs apply for injunctions as scale of gagging orders is exposed dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/more…
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Misleading headline. It's more than 100 injunction applications, not more than 100 celebrities and its over the past decade. express.co.uk/celebrity-news…
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This is just objectively funny.
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btw the reason Poundland is going under is exactly what you think - they got bought by a venture capital firm, the firm forced Poundland to take out a £30m loan to give shareholders a gigantic payout, and now they can't pay back the loan and are going bust.
Statement from the Board of Poundland Limited
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Poundland was already failing and sold for £1 in 2025. The £30m loan was from the prior owner (Pepco), not the new owner (Gordon Brothers). GB provided substantial extra funding (up~£85m) while collecting ~£18m in fees and interest. GB is not a venture capital firm. pepcogroup.eu/media-news/pep…
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You guys don't appreciate the simple things in life man
Greggs is actually awful and incredibly bland but everyone just pretends it’s great because it’s quintessentially English. It isn’t great. It’s pretty rubbish. Dogfood wrapped in stale pastry.
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Your landlord is taking half your salary, the government is spending your taxes on wars, your boss is pocketing the profits you and your colleagues are laboring for, but instead of fighting them y'all want to fight immigrants and trans people because you are bootlicking cowards.
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This would pmo
would be so funny if whoever i marry has always been in my life lol because huh!😭😭😭😭
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So this is untrue for most medications, unless they are for patients who are on a certain care plan(risk to themselves or on a controlled substance). Mostly this would affect methodone users who get their meds every day.
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What Did He Know
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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No, it that men and the male experience are seen as the default of humanity, while the female PoV is other. If a male comedian does an anecdote about something that happened in his life, it's comedy, if a woman does it she's doing a lecture about being a woman.
Because, in general, men write fiction that appeals to everyone, regardless of whether the protagonist is a man or a woman. In general women write things that appeal to women. Look at it in other places. Comedy and sports are two other great examples. The majority of male comedians appeal to everyone. The majority of female comedians base their whole shtick on being a woman.
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Really really really love this
🚨 NEW: One of Britain's biggest unions emailed thousands of CEOs demanding to “recruit” workers just 3 minutes after the new workers' rights laws took effect The law allows unions to request workplace access and contact all workers, whether they're union members or not
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Happy Diwali and them man
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This...rape has been effectively decriminalised in the UK
If you’re wondering how hard it is to get a rape conviction, it took six women, all of whom testified against him, to get the jury to believe he raped only one of them. Now imagine how hard it is when a woman on her own is trying to get justice against her rapist.
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It’s a shame no one pointed out the Tories removed NHS bursaries for new nursing, midwifery, and allied health students in 2017.
'It's not normal!' Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch asks why 'we cannot staff the NHS with home-grown people?'
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elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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Sorry but just kill me
🚨 NEW: The Bank of England is now predicting that inflation in the UK will rise to around 5% next year, up from 3.2%
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Yeah mine is depression and it's seriously kicking the FUCK out of me atm. Wouldn't wish anhedonia on anyone.
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