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em@exemmaaJun 29

need this. asap.

✨@abolishcxpsJun 29

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol

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ًً@MASOCHlSTlCApr 19

the strokes encore for coachella 2026 weekend 2

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eva 🦫☆@backtothewirralApr 8

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☿@palevariety3719Apr 7

What’s an album that just felt DIFFERENT. Like when you heard it you didn’t know music like it existed

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vampire workday@imbobswagetApr 6

not this rat learning to drive before i do

@dundereloiseApr 6

I'm in this facebook group where they're teaching their rats to drive > Spark is picking up speed and confidence on the triple-barrier course! She’s still learning how to take each corner wide (as she accomplishes with the first two) rather than tight (like the last, which stumps her).

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jevil licker 😋@jesterspouseApr 3

this is funnier than that ugly ai generated red dog gif will ever be

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333 | daily quotes@galactamelaqsMar 24

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mars@bajablstdeeznutMar 24

they’re taking advantage of my kindness at work

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madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

@madsdanaeMar 23

good morning ! fuck israel !

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@hannahcmontoyaMar 22

made it to beautiful mosaic bathroom floor twitter & i would like to stay here

@RaminNasibovMar 22

The bathroom floor resembles a miniature swimming pool.

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Image from Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov)

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angel ⋆𖦹@matchalesbianaMar 14

oomfs if ur ever scared of dm’ing me literally just text me like you’ve known me ur whole life and i’ll respond accordingly

raine@p1ercethebrinaMar 13

genuinely how are you supposed to dm your oomf for the first time

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@vapefulsMar 12

time for a tattoo and piercing, something to take the edge off.

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manuel@manwelllb_Feb 20

I lowkey want another tattoo

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nikita@poohthebear0Feb 18

love when people post lil photo dumps of their life like yes show me the random flower you noticed on your walk

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"Did you get a job in your career yet" No but I did get myself a sweet treat and Also I think it's very brave of me to continue living despite it all

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Alexa ♡@malleusesFeb 13

NEEED

muse@IiquidmercuryFeb 12

"bro your girl has you on a leash" me:

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Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be

@deershouldntFeb 7

thinkin about some stuff

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miri@mishtimereFeb 2

if you're a slow walker just stay home like i can't deal with your sauntering and meandering. Do it in a field not in the middle of Walmart

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Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა@ppleinthedarkJan 15

I respect my coworkers providing for their family. I’m at work so I can get more tattoos and eat good food with my friends

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𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶@chamoulieJan 5

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

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✧@northstardoll29 Dec 2025

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