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carp!

@deerwhenever

plant, deer, fish, and duck enthusiast

Joined June 2025
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i’m quite proud of my ring spread (:
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realized its been like 2 years since i hit my bong last and i lowk almost cried a little #soproud
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# might start posting my thoughts again i miss twitter
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em@exemmaaJun 29
need this. asap.
✨ (@abolishcxps) profile picture✨@abolishcxpsJun 29
they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol
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ًً@MASOCHlSTlCApr 19
the strokes encore for coachella 2026 weekend 2
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☿ (@palevariety3719) profile picture☿@palevariety3719Apr 7
What’s an album that just felt DIFFERENT. Like when you heard it you didn’t know music like it existed
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not this rat learning to drive before i do
__eloïse__ (@dundereloise) profile picture__eloïse__
@dundereloiseApr 6
I'm in this facebook group where they're teaching their rats to drive > Spark is picking up speed and confidence on the triple-barrier course! She’s still learning how to take each corner wide (as she accomplishes with the first two) rather than tight (like the last, which stumps her).
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everyones so damn negative all the time
🎧ྀི may ♪⋆.✮ (@mayphoria) profile picture🎧ྀི may ♪⋆.✮@mayphoriaApr 7
the strokes releasing the worst single in their entire career and coming out with boring cover art for their long awaited new album
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shaking crying and throwing up at work rn we’re so back
The Strokes (@thestrokes) profile pictureThe Strokes
@thestrokesApr 7
𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘠 𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘐𝘛𝘚 June 26 Pre-order, pre-save, pre-add, pre-pare. We have a new song out today called “Going Shopping” and you can listen now. linktr.ee/TheStrokes Art Direction and Design: Johann Rashid Original art by Richard Prince; Untitled (Cowboy), 1989
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falling asleep while applying for jobs and going right into sleep paralysis feels about right
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this is funnier than that ugly ai generated red dog gif will ever be
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looking at new jobs on my phone with my manager standing 3 feet from me
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god i love disappearing for like a week then mass tweeting/replying to people over the span of 20 minutes before going away again
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drew a fish on my counter last night, too attached to erase him now
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how does one learn to keep things to themself as a chronic oversharer
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i be sharing my thoughts as they form most of the time
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they’re taking advantage of my kindness at work
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good morning ! fuck israel !
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made it to beautiful mosaic bathroom floor twitter & i would like to stay here
Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) profile pictureRamin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovMar 22
The bathroom floor resembles a miniature swimming pool.
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if anyone saw the way im dancing in my bathroom id have to be put down
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