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i enjoy crème fraîche, stan bastian schweinsteiger, work in social, and attend every broadway show. some call me rizzo.

Boston
Joined February 2009
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Basically my entire life. xitter.cf/november_again/status/…
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I respect that you strive for that pun even when feeling dead inside
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Voted blue in Massachusetts today. Did my part 🫡
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me watching this Germany team from my couch:
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RIP My Bracket
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I’ve only got 2 resolutions for 2026: 🌱 Practice radical optimism. 🌱 Drink more water. Otherwise, I’m going to go gently into the new year and not rock any boats.
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In the midst of a Parks & Rec rewatch and we don’t talk enough about how all the best bits are basically in the same episode: - the “comeback” blooper - the low cal calzone zone - ben’s claymation - the “get on your feet” walk across the ice Season 4 Ep 11 is an absolute CLASSIC!
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Health insurance making people FAX THINGS IN 2025 is actually unreal. Who is still FAXING?!
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I'm actually unreasonably angry at this and it's not actually that big of a deal.
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Have a carpenter at my house to do some very particular and fragile changes to our kitchen cabinets and window and I'm trying not to peep but I am legitimately so nervous.
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YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Re: Karen Read
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When you get married they don't warn you about how low key embarrassing changing your last name in your work email and signature is. Please stop asking me about it. I do not want to be perceived.
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Confused how an autopsy confirmed that….
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America built the greatest train stations ever seen — and then demolished them. Here's what the American railway was like at its peak. And what destroying it says about us… (thread) 🧵
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Extremely hot take: Kittens are lucky they’re cute, because adopting one makes you really appreciate your well-trained and polite older cat.
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People Born in 1990-2005, how’s life?
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I need to vent. I work in social marketing & have one client that spends a massive sum of money advertising about the importance of sustainable practices and transitioning to greener businesses practices. Constantly... and I mean CONSTANTLY... Meta rejects our ads. (1/?)
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Their argument is that it highlights "social issues." It's a photo of people standing next to solar panels. Or it's a piece of copy about how a company is "transition to greener services." How is that a social issue? How is that impacting Meta users negatively? (2/?)
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We can sometimes have an ad reviewed and pushed through, but tbh I find the whole thing really gross. It's intentionally limiting conversation about a topic that should not be controversial. Grumblegrumble.
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i just literally guffawed
The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later
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Mozart's Requiem for the In Memoriam....?!
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Madly in love with Adam Scott.
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