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This has absolutely knocked me for six, must’ve watched it 10 times
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Let's get 3 points off a team who will be down there at the end of the season. Rivalry? Nowhere near. Local? Yes. Is it chezzy? No. But lets get into these c*nts
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Fancy dress champion 😂
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n 1986 a guy got kicked out of every casino in Vegas for counting cards. So he flew to Hong Kong with $180,000 and started betting on horses instead. He walked away with almost $900 million. It was Bill Benter. He realized horse racing was just another counting problem same math, more moving parts. He and a partner built a computer model that estimated the true odds of each horse. If his numbers showed an edge, he bet. If not, he skipped it. That’s the whole trick: Expected value. EV = p · b − (1 − p) Only bet when the probability of winning × the potential payout is greater than the chance of losing. What’s even crazier is that Benter once gave a 45-minute lecture explaining the math behind his system. That recording was never supposed to become public. And almost nobody knows it exists. This is the lecture that professional bettors and hedge fund analysts studied. The answer is in this video.
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To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked 😂
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Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics. [🎞️ Ross Thompson / RjSuspect]
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Which one’s your favorite
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David retweeted
This must have taken so many takes to film. No way it was done first time 😭
Dr Shakamoto "Good ruck kid"
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David retweeted
Seal finding out lizards exist.... Highly dramatic interaction between a harbor seal (often misidentified as a sea lion) and a large lizard (specifically a Tegu) The seal swims up, locks eyes with the reptile, and stops dead in its tracks. Its eyes widen in complete, comical disbelief. It blows bubbles, floats backward, and swims in a confused circle before coming back to stare again—as if it cannot comprehend what kind of creature it is looking at.
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The internet always keeps receipts
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You couldn’t fucking write that if you tried😭😭
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#OnThisDay 2004 David Beckham scored this cracking goal for England against Wales. Perfectly placed ⚽️👏
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He’s had a nightmare of a time 🤣
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The cut to the post match interview here is pure cinema. What a game we used to have.
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Who made this 😂😂😂
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David retweeted
I just wanted to say hi
Mom seal and baby escape Orca
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This video is AI-generated. Matching clips are labeled by creators as AI-created for entertainment. A real 2025 event involved one adult seal, not a mom and baby. facebook.com/reel/163046243… cbsnews.com/news/seal-esca…
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