When life hands you melons, make melonade.

Strawberry Corner.
Joined June 2009
Still not completely hit me yet, still doesn’t feel real. The football has always come second, all the trips all over the country and Europe have always been about the unreal people we do it with. But yesterday we got both, we’ll always have that.
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Steve Bruce’d me like
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The manager hasn’t instilled anything on that team, but you also have to question the 11 on the field. I say 11, but Newcastle United don’t deserve Lewis Hall. #NUFC
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Fucking bag of shite. Nee identity, no bottle, no nothing.
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Ashley out
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Feels like big one today. 5:30pm at home win, and the mood shifts. Other way, and the meltdown continues. Up the fucking mags 💪🏻
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Fucking HELL what a couple of goals
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I’ve done 2 away games this season so far, both 4-1 defeats on a Monday night. Time to jack it in.
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Only the scousers could make you support a football club guilty of 114 charges
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Elliot Anderson is COMFORTABLY a better footballer than Declan Rice
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This is peak Liverpool victim behaviour. Howay City.
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Holding attacker is brilliant hahaha
Uncboy vs Father Time Holding Attacker. 🌟
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Brighton are genuinely fucking class
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Fucking KNEW I’d seen these before! @Sweeninho9
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Eze is infuriating. Never even looked arsed for getting on the end of the cross for that goal. Incredibly overrated.
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Not as bad as it could have been, but the fact there was no option for “none” or “something different” in the vote makes the chosen by fans narrative very, very wrong.
Every crest has a story. Ours is forged by our city’s history, fuelled by our ambition, and drives us into our future. We are proud to introduce the new club crest chosen by our supporters to represent Newcastle United. The new crest will be used from today and will be put in place progressively across physical signage and digital and broadcast platforms over the coming months. It will be in place on our kits for the 2027/28 season.
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"I once had irrefutable evidence that I hadn't laundered £1bn to break football fair play rules, but didn’t present this to the investigation."
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Whilst it’s important Man City are punished MASSIVELY for these charges, it’s equally important that the rules going forward are changed to not just suit the elites. The only reason Man City have breached all these rules is because it was the only way to compete.
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Premier League confirm an independent Commission has found Manchester City GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation. The club has the right to appeal the independent Commission’s findings and has until Friday 2 October to exercise that right. The Premier League Board’s intention is that the full process (including any appeals and publication of relevant decisions) is concluded as soon as possible. The independent Commission found that between Seasons 2009/10 and 2017/18: - Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ contracts (which misrepresented the true agreement between the parties) with a number of its commercial partners, as well as relying on ‘sham’ agreements with others, to artificially inflate the club’s revenues and reduce its costs - The club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators - Manchester City was significantly in breach of both the Premier League’s and UEFA’s spending limits - During the Premier League’s investigation, Manchester City committed multiple breaches of its duties of co-operation and utmost good faith towards the League (three of the four alleged breaches were upheld)
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That season was just fucking class wasn’t it? Dwight Gayle was absolutely ridiculous.
On this day in 2016: Newcastle United 4-3 Norwich in the Championship. Dwight Gayle hatrick and Gouffran. Two injury time goals for NUFC to win it in the dying seconds…madness!!! 94th Minute : Newcastle 2-3 Norwich 96th minute : Newcastle 4-3 Norwich
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Walks into every Premier League team with ease, what a player.
That pass from Ben Arfa 🤯
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That Thiaw cross when all he had to do was play a 4 yard pass to Wissa was ridiculous. Bet people in the East Stand thought Nick Pope was back.
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