@darrandom

this is for jokes.

Joined November 2022
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SK@skrmosOct 19
bout to be outside just like this
KayyKayy@Marie_rosseeOct 19
Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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*mutes Chrisean*
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Please God never let me lose my side teeth
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Trips and hanging with my friends are my ultimate dopamine 💓
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solé@layxsnvSep 15
Me after realizing how expensive I am
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“você está livre depois do trabalho?” eu depois do trabalho:
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Me looking at my October schedule …
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Nah fr bring back simple shit
Kelly Vaughn
@kvllySep 10
There’s only one foldable phone I need in my life
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i ran over that BITCH like a possum in the rain
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POV: Me wearing the same shi to work because who tf is y'all?
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Me thinking if I should buy a product after reading 2 bad reviews and 1462 good ones
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@WhotfismickSep 8
"Do you all mind if we cancel?" Me :
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New Year’s Eve is arguably the worst holiday.
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Me 5 minutes after crying about how fat I am
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Saying this while looking like a watermelondrea is crazy
Kentah Gwanjez
@GWANJEZSep 3
Replying to @GWANJEZ
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Whole tl dragging Beyoncé on her birthday
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Skipping all the español songs
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Imagine being a racist Cuban just for ICE to deport you back to Africa
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mika@mikasagradaSep 2
“2027 é daqui 3 meses” eu, que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:
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