@darrandom

this is for jokes.

Joined November 2022
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SK@skrmosOct 19
bout to be outside just like this
KayyKayy@Marie_rosseeOct 19
Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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im so tired of hearing “AI agent” & “co-pilot” at work 🫩
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40 mins to go 11 miles.. like is that normal?
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“im so highhhhh i see the truthhhhhh, it looks just likeeee youuuuuuuohhhh” release it @rihanna
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*mutes Chrisean*
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Please God never let me lose my side teeth
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Trips and hanging with my friends are my ultimate dopamine 💓
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people still hit me 10yrs later with videos of my brother music being played 🤭
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solé@layxsnvSep 15
Me after realizing how expensive I am
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lemme sleep is powerful
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“você está livre depois do trabalho?” eu depois do trabalho:
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Me looking at my October schedule …
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i say one little thing on P tweet now my notifications ringing. let me hush up on this app
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Nah fr bring back simple shit
Kelly Vaughn
@kvllySep 10
There’s only one foldable phone I need in my life
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do other cities never have accidents every single day like in atlanta?
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i ran over that BITCH like a possum in the rain
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POV: Me wearing the same shi to work because who tf is y'all?
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Me thinking if I should buy a product after reading 2 bad reviews and 1462 good ones
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@WhotfismickSep 8
"Do you all mind if we cancel?" Me :
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