Well @PizzaPizzaLtd I guess your 40 minute guarantee isn’t something you actually stand behind. Driver went to the wrong address. Showed up almost 15 minutes late. I called and was on hold for 15 minutes until you hung up. Not impressed.

Hey @Steam_Support I’ve submitted 2 requests about my account being compromised and you’ve immediately closed them without any correspondence. What am I doing wrong?

.@kelseys Enjoying a delicious Thai Curry Bowl that took 40 minutes to cook. #kelseysoshawa

Thank you @XboxSupport for making me feel like a bad parent today. You temporarily suspended my son's account, but you won't tell me why. This lead me to taking the Xbox away from him, but I don't know whether it's justified or not.

Dear @NeillBlomkamp - I need a Zygote feature film. I instantly fell in love with the short when it first came out and I haven't been able to stop thinking about what could be. I need to know more about the creature. What are the chances this might happen?

"It works locally" is quickly becoming my new catch phrase.

Thank you @DoubleFine @TimOfLegend for Full Throttle Remastered. I've wanted this for years and you did not disappoint. Great work.

Umm @kennyhotz and @spenny what the hell was that? If I wanted to hear bickering for a couple hours I could've stayed home.

A good developer is not only able but eager to admit when they're wrong.

This is a very cool way to stay motivated on side projects. guilttrip.io/

This sortable rubaxa.github.io/Sortable/ is far superior to jQuery UI’s sortable.

I just used @laravelshift to automatically upgrade my Laravel app. If you use #Laravel, check out this service - laravelshift.com

@ScreenFlow thanks but according to the rest of the world Apple's price is way off.

Just watched @JakeSnakeMovie. Truly inspiring @JakeSnakeDDT, @RealDDP, @SCOTTHALLNWO. I think I need @DDPYoga to kick my ass into shape.

It seems to be the clients perpetual goal to always use the worst possible hardware and software. #TheStruggleIsReal

It was a sad day when I opened Rocket League and found the hockey mode had been removed. Any plans for a triumphant return?