Dew. Like the wet stuff on the grass in the morning.

Langley, BC
Joined December 2008
Hey! I was there! That’s me at the far end of the table. 😎
Oh look at the first Laracon US speaker (and sponsor?) dinner! 🥹
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Back in September, we had a flood in our home from a burst hot water tank. While I wish we hadn't needed them at, I'm happy we had insurance with @avivacanada. They were surprisingly helpful and the service was great.
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This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.
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I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
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Whatever you think of him, this story from Richard Hammond is quite something – at Lingfield, South East
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I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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This is a joke, as evidenced by the author's responses: twitter.com/anothercohen/s… twitter.com/anothercohen/s…
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Well, if Twitter’s done, I’ll miss you all. Lot of fond memories here.
I used to think it was Big of Me that I didn't Hold Grudges but then I realized I just have ADHD and simply, cannot remember what happened
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What kind of false advertising bullshit is this?
Why do you make this hard @honeywell? You track the unsubscribe page link from the email you sent me, so you know exactly who I am and how I got here. The only reason a page like this exists is to make unsubscribing harder than it needs to be: Be better, Honeywell. Be better.
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Dads, it finally happened! My wife needed two cables today and I went to my box of random old cables and immediately found them! Bask in this moment of validation, fellas. This is for all of us!
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Tony Dew retweeted
The original video of my artwork here. Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!
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So that shooting in Langley, BC today… let’s just say that is WAY too close. Like, less than “I can count that high on one hand” minutes away from where I live. Not that any distance makes it ok. Family and friends all ok. Feeling horrible for the victims and witnesses.
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Customer service SO GOOD, at first I thought it was a scam: I bought something online from Lee Valley Tools months ago. Since then, they’ve reduced the selling price. I had no idea. But guess what? They mailed me a REFUND CHECK and an explanation. THANK YOU @LeeValleyTools
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That’s was a scare… Wordle 293 6/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
“Like the wet stuff on the grass in the morning.”
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Wordle 214 3/6 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩