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Baseball at @mademdashes. @fangamer. Lucky is the man who does not secretly believe that every possibility is open to him.

 Tucson, AZ
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Typhoid Maury@GrahamSigOct 21
Stunned by this shocking reveal in Norm's book
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Matt@scriptumsentOct 7
Doing peripatetics at the philosophers gym until an armchair opens up
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@andruyeungOct 5
We created gyms because modern day work no longer required physical activity. Without exercise, our muscles atrophy. I predict we’ll need gyms for our brains too, once AI starts doing our knowledge work.
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lewis@Lewiswbt1Oct 1
22 letters of the alphabet were invented in the 7th century BC when someone saw a quick brown fox jump over an equally quick dog and needed to record the incident. 2 centuries later someone witnessed a similar incident involving a lazy dog and the remaining 4 letters were added
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McCoy Pauley@_DixieFlatline_Sep 18
Guy who thinks your "inner ear" is kind of like a "third eye"
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Matt@scriptumsentSep 17
Other wind chime:
e ❦@whimpermanenceSep 16
was just genuinely moved by a wind chime
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Diabetic of Enlightenment@dee_of_eSep 14
if you’re a grown man and you’re still saying stuff like “peanus horts” and “big chungus” on the internet…you need to come to my house for dinner tonight. there’s about fifteen of us and we’re all 52 years old and Professors at elite universities
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jos@josiahhughesSep 8
nintendo just announced that zelda is the name of the guy
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assistant inspector@housetrotterSep 4
nothing wrong with consuming schlock. just this evening my kids and i were listening to stravinsky’s uproariously funny and lighthearted comic ballet pulcinella. a trifle, to be sure, compared with his more serious works, and yet a delightful diversion
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzAug 27
Hey man your solarpunk gf has been sending me a lot of pictures of water wheels. Just thought you should know
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McCoy Pauley@_DixieFlatline_Aug 18
They're inserting "[sic]" when quoting you in the local newspaper
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Patrick Daugherty@RotoPatAug 14
Pitchfork only gave the McAfee album a 6.1. And if you actually read the review, it sounds more like a 4.3. Not good
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LBark@franzsherbertAug 4
You forgot to attach the gigachad image
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@justalexokiAug 4
jesus: talks in allegories all the time also jesus: this is my flesh and blood, eat it catholics: oh yeah this part is literal. i am literally eating the literal jesus christ right now. this 2¢ wafer is the holy son of gods literal flesh
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josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99Jul 18
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
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“Love Island…” That sounds beautiful. I would love to see it for myself one day.
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sympathetic opposition
@sympatheticoppJul 9
did you know that only 38% of college literature students in a recent study could understand the opening of bleak house?
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McCoy Pauley@_DixieFlatline_Jul 4
The Basilica is under renovation and this sign is on the side. I just KNOW the Knights of Columbus are FUMING
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Matt@scriptumsentJul 3
Scheduling a kickoff call for the Dracula hunt with all the stakeholders
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_craneJul 1
I love European protestors, they’ll do the coolest daredevil stunt you’ll ever see and then when the world is watching their message is like “it’s Mother Earth, not Father Earth. Be present in the now!”
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchJul 1
NEWS: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building antenna. They are holding a banner that reads: “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace”
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QuoProQuid@TNOQuoProQuidJun 26
why would it say welcome? it’s my house. im supposed to be there.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparJun 26
Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much
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Matt@scriptumsentJun 15
Research the Titanic
Skylar Skye
@SkylarSkye3Jun 14
Why does every car in America have enough cup holders for an entire family?
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