Business owner, dad and husband to a wild girl gang, lover of surf n turf, Maple Leaf fan, insurance. pretty sure I’m not allergic to poison Ivey.

United States
Joined January 2021
Thank you for putting on such a wonderful event. A truly great evening !
🦍⛸️ APES ON ICE WHAT AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT! 🔥🃏 First and foremost, a HUGE congratulations to all our winners! 🏆🍾 You brought the competition, the excitement, and the unforgettable moments! 🥇@mgmm  🥈@Bayc364   🥉 @kingcyruscrypto  4th @hurrytomurray  5th @dannydaytradr  6th @TheeHustleHouse 7th @fritzxiwnkm 8th @frostyz   9th @stevekbark  10th @_PPMan_  11th @asimoff_  12th  @ape1926  13th  @fundyape3659  14th  @vinny_primate  To the 400+ incredible people who came out and showed love  THANK YOU! 🙌 The energy was PALPABLE! ⚡ The crowd screaming with excitement! Couples in the ice-skating rink supporting one another, laughing, and creating memories. Bounties being claimed left and right! And SO MANY legendary people together under one roof! This wasn’t just a poker tournament. THIS WAS CULTURE. THIS WAS CONNECTION. THIS WAS COMMUNITY! A massive THANK YOU to our incredible sponsors who believed in the vision and helped make this experience possible! To everyone behind the scenes who helped bring this vision to life, we appreciate you more than words can express. We came together for poker, but we walked away with new friendships, unforgettable memories, and a reminder of what makes @BoredApeYC so special.
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Glad she’s ok that was close
Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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Multiple people I know are listening to a 23 year old virgin lol
Nick Shirley: “They’re never gonna be able to get me. I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls.”
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11 months is up champ
Miami fans, I’ll repost this in 11 months and get your thoughts.
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You can see mid sentence where he remembers he swindled everyone with the promise of DOGE checks, robo taxis, and every other thing he promises and doesn’t deliver.
Elon Musk: “Mamdani is a swindler.” Rogan (thinking Musk had a long list): “What makes him a swindler.” Musk: “ 😶 “ (Let’s not forget Musk is largely responsible for the disaster this country has become. #BoycottTesla forever)
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Stranded in Las Vegas last night because of @AmericanAir. Stranded in Chicago tonight because of @AmericanAir. No outages, no storms, no help, just poorly managed company with no support staff.
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You motherfuckers melted down over Cracker Barrel changing their logo because you thought it was "woke"
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This is a classic rotation out of stocks and into poverty.
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Fellow Walmart sellers. Where can I find a report to calculate my total shipping costs for 2024? Thank you! #walmart #WFS
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Rush Limbaugh died 4 years ago today. This is a perfect description of his life’s accomplishments.
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Replying to @NewtonianRN
The S&P 493
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In $BABA and $BIDU. Which has more upside ?
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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If you were wrong about your recession call in 2022, 2023 and 2024 now is not a time for self-reflection Double down on a 2025 recession call and blame government spending Move the goalposts at all costs That's how you pundit
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I have been running an insurance office for over 14 years and I’m pretty sure trying to create a Walmart WFS order is the most frustrating and inefficient thing I have ever tried to do.
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Peter Lynch talking about pullbacks in the Stock Market
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