American stand up comedian and TV writer/producer

LA
Joined March 2009
Very exciting news! My comedy special DAN LEVY: LION is now available and very easy to watch on ITUNES!! Get it now! itunes.apple.com/us/movie/da…
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Dr. Ford: hero. Kavanaugh: withdraw. Every senator: needs a sip of water.
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Annnnnd this is why I've always given all my money to Nike! Now do you (wife) understand? #JustDoIt
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LA! If you love watching HGTV, going to open houses, and getting lost on Redfin, then you will really enjoy this show where me, @mulaney, and @natashaleggero talk all things real estate! Tix here: ticketfly.com/purchase/event…
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My dad just texted me that Roseanne was cancelled. I told him I heard.
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Comedian @NikkiGlaser Joins #DGT4MDF! Raise support and awareness for #MDF and #MyotonicDystrophy Thursday, June 7th at @sonyhall, NYC’s hottest event space. Special performances by @EricHutchinson, @Justin_Wilman, @DanLevy and more talent to come! Myotonic.org/dgt4mdf
#MDF is hosting A DAMN GOOD TIME: Party to Make Myotonic Dystrophy History! #DGT4MDF A night of entertainment in #NYC to raise awareness and support with scheduled performances by @EricHutchinson, @Justin_Willman, @danlevy and more exciting names to come! myotonic.org/dgt4mdf
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The real tragedy of #WildWildCountry is that the founder of @Nike Bill Bowermans son is a cowboy and doesn’t even wear sneakers!
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Don’t miss the hilarious @danlevy on Saturday! Get your tickets now! ticketf.ly/2oHXEbz – at Burbank, CA
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LA! This Friday at the @HollywoodImprov me and my very funny friends! Come out! TIX here: ticketweb.com/event/dan-levy… – at Los Angeles, CA
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May 1 2018. “Kid Gorgeous at Radio City” premieres on @NetflixIsAJoke. Directed by Alex Timbers. Music by Jon Brion. Set by Scott Pask. Starring me John Mulaney.
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I had a drama teacher who would freak out and throw snapple bottles across the room. I don’t think he should have a gun.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump hello I’m the 16 year old girl who tweeted you that I didn’t want your condolences, I wanted gun control, and went viral because of it. I heard you are coming to my community soon. I would love for you to hear my opinions on gun control in person. - a survivor
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This is Branch from Trolls! - me trying to get my son into sports. #SuperBowlSunday
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I think about their parents picking out special names for them. Attending school choir concerts. Doing mundane things like helping them with homework and taking them to the dentist. All to lose them to completely senseless and preventable gun violence due to lawmakers' cowardice. xitter.cf/jimsciutto/status/9562…
15-year olds Bailey Holt and Preston Cope, the two teens killed in the #KentuckySchoolShooting. It was the 11th school shooting of 2018. There are 7 days left in January.
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The @TheGoldbergsABC special airs tonight at 8! I’ve seen it and it’s v-funny. Watch it! xitter.cf/adamfgoldberg/status/9…
Tommorrow at 8! The Goldbergs: 1990-something Spin Off Special! Will the fans do the impossible and bring this back from the dead!?!?!? youtube.com/watch?v=UBnIjA2k…
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Pro Tip: If a new middle aged guy starts at your job with a tan and has a camera crew with him and his facial hair in no way looks real and his hair is a wig that goes past his shoulders, there’s a 100% chance you are on Undercover Boss.
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Oprah should just buy America. #GoldenGlobes
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“I think you’re supposed to wear black.” “Nah. I got the pin.” #goldenglobes
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