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Stand-up comedian MC Hammersmith pisses off two genocide supporters from Israel in the front row by rapping about them at his show in London.
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Turns out the Labour government is baffled by the fact that Poundland, a company that sells high volume goods at rock bottom prices with very thin margins, might go bankrupt after they’ve continually increased their labour costs
That’s astoundingly cretinous
Excellent film
History remembers the summit, but not always the man who made it possible.
Based on the incredible true story of Tenzing Norgay and the first summit of Mount Everest.
#Tenzing — In select theaters Oct 9 and streaming Oct 16 on Apple TV
If this event, causing us to be stuck at home, could coincide with GTA 6 being released I think we'd all be very grateful
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Daniel Chapman retweeted
A guy stood at a burger van looking at the price list
£5 Cheeseburger 🍔
£3 Chips 🍟
£10 Handjob 🤚
He peels a tenner out of his wallet and asks, “Are you the one who dishes out the handjobs?”
She smiled and replied, “Yep.”
“Right,” he said,
“Wash your hands I want two cheeseburgers…”
Daniel Chapman retweeted
The trouble with Angela Rayner is that she wrongly assumes the electorate are as thick as she obviously is.
Win or lose here a point is an excellent result in Swindon and Whale has played an absolute blinder in the third and overtime. Some monster saves
Bossed that and somehow losing. But more importantly where's the guy that does the excellent comms on the stream? Listening to this fella is like replacing Richie Benaud with Dominic Cork. He must have celebrated the goals more than some of the fans did
Not really seeing the Whale signing so far. Think Heds is better and it's an import slot that could be better used elsewhere
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Goalie fight!! 🥊🥊
Goalie fight, NIHL 1 @BuccaneersNIHL1 bs @StreathamHockey
Owen Rider vs Brett Shepherd
Thanks to Anthony Coe #NIHL #hockeyfights