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Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
Hive Social seems like it's held together by chewing gum and wishes. zerforschung.org/posts/hive-…
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
Threatening to fire people for taking longer than a week to finish a terrible idea that nobody wants is just another example of the brilliance that will get us to Mars by 2018.
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
What feels wild is Netflix didn't have to approach this in a way that is hostile to customers. You can just charge people to let them do what they wanna do. They could've released a "Friends and Family" upgrade for an extra $2-3 dollars.
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
"Senator Tammy Duckworth (D-Ill.) and Representative John P. Sarbanes (D-Md.) introduced The Websites and Software Applications Accessibility Act (S. 4998) and (H.R. 9021) in both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives." nfb.org/about-us/press-room/…
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks
They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume
Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed
Here’s examples of just how good they were
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
Love wanting to build a website in 2022 and spending the entire morning upgrading dependencies
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
If your response to people getting some relief from crushing debt is BUT WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ALREADY PAID THEIR LOANS, then I'm sorry you're such a miserable piece of shit.
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
my PYROGARITAS:
2 shots of tequila (rail quality fine)
1 shot lime juice (1 lime)
1 shot passion fruit puree
half shot of mezcal (splurge here)
generous (6 dashes) of jalapeno bitters
shake vigorously w ice; pour in glass half-rimmed with smoked salt.
SERVE WITH THEM CAKES.
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
every single republican response is designed to remind people that the last president was a brazen criminal
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
ACTION NEEDED: contact your alder to Stop the Increase of the Speed Limit Threshold. This Wednesday Chicago alders will vote to increase the speed camera ticket threshold. THE VOTE IS CLOSE! We've mapped wards by how we expect each alder to vote.
bikelaneuprising.com/post/ac…
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
Imagine hiding during an active shooter situation only to have your location revealed because your phone starts making the loudest noise possible
House passes legislation that would create an Amber-alert-like system for active shooter situations. nbcnews.to/3O53cXi
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
can't wait. this is one of the best Batman anything in years.
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Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
I keep thinking about how, with two months notice that this ruling was coming, the democratic-controlled congress not only *didn't* codify abortion rights, but overwhelmingly passed a security bill protecting these SCOTUS justices
Joel ☀️🧔🏻 retweeted
all those fucks who bleated that this was not a harbinger of further attacks on rights and accused people of overreacting
go fuck yourselves
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