Sic transit gloria mundi. ۞

Idaho, USA
Joined January 2009
Dallin Hitchcock retweeted
we need to update the meme
this is my AI psychosis (ft @bot x @notionhq)
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Been carrying a knife ever since
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Pulling all my hair out because Microsoft provides no method for adding users to a distribution list in Entra ID Governance (paid license btw) (enterprise solution btw)
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Dallin Hitchcock retweeted
the masculine urge to buy a server instead of fixing my actual life
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The tasteful Norwood. The crinkled suit from Suit Supply. The MP7. The backpack. Oh my God…
When a gunman tried to storm the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in April 2026, one plainclothes agent calmly pulled an MP7 out of his backpack like it was just another day at the office.
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Dallin Hitchcock retweeted
Hey everyone. I don’t find football at all interesting.
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Let’s build a classical-futuristic world! @SamyazaSpeaks
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Watched the precipitous decline of my nation
what’s the most mormon thing you’ve ever done
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Dallin Hitchcock retweeted
I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 tweetcraft.jai.vin/r/ti9bwes…
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The older I get the stayer I home.
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Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF
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President Christofferson dropping heat rn 😤 #GeneralConference
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First in my bloodline to use an API key
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I am very excited for Halo 4.
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Yeah but, what kind of Halo fan?
🤖 Made with AI
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waking up and seeing your agent stopped to ask for permission 8h ago
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I am confused why Microsoft's email detonation can't seem to tell when a phishing page is pretending to be a Microsoft login page. Seems like the lowest hanging fruit possible.
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I must report 100 of these per month across the orgs I manage
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Dallin Hitchcock retweeted
IT'S HERE!!! HALO CE (XBOX) IN THE BROWSER! Features: ✅ WORKING Splitscreen Co-op ✅ WORKING Multiplayer up to 128 players (untested) ❌ NO GEARBOX MASTER CHIEF
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Dallin Hitchcock retweeted
POV: you switched to a low reasoning effort model
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