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Simon Girthy

@daggerandpen

no pronouns, you are not allowed to refer to this person. current status: actively being hunted for sport by a billionaire

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Joined March 2018
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If I had a horrific terminal disease with only weeks to live I would NOT look up the most calming form of painless assisted suicide. I would look up "Most Fentanyl Smoked In One Sitting World Record" and beat it. I'm not gonna chase the dragon, I'm gonna fucking catch it
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Gaetz doing ads for a sub 300 follower metals investment account. it’s over lol
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Imagine a dad having to explain to his Gen-Z kid why his old friend group from back in the day called themselves "The Goonies"
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stephen miller is proof that going bald at 14 is traumatic enough to turn a middle class jew into a straight up nazi. we desperately need to find a cure baldness.
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GLP-Diddy@mattytalks16 Jan 2025
RIP David Lynch, he is survived by his son Marshawn “Beast Mode” Lynch
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@dril29 Dec 2024
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.
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I think it’s good for everyone to make fun of this guy being mirdered in cold blood. It’s good for people in these positions to see what the public thinks of them.
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Entrepreneur Jared Isaacman is expected to perform the first spacewalk by a private citizen, with a live broadcast that will show him popping his head out of the hatch of SpaceX’s Dragon capsule and performing a series of maneuvers near the capsule. wapo.st/4gAPkUf
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wilf@friendlykitties11 Sep 2024
never forget
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flglmn@flglmn1 Sep 2024
these are the kind of worthwhile, common sense policies I like to see
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Chappell Roan think she Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga think she Madonna. Madonna think she John Waters. John Waters think he the hamburglar.
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November@postoctobrist20 Aug 2024
if you functionally rob a tech company of eight billion dollars they’re giving you the George Clooney Syriana speech and then Michael Claytoning you. Basically a lot of George Clooney movies are going to happen to you. Ocean’s Eleven
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paige@BonerWizard16 Aug 2024
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Hey Tampon Tim, #ComeAndTakeIt 🔫🔫🔫
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Trump don't got the juice no more, T. It's over. All they got now is the hairy broad with the eyeliner, Vance.
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No joke I've ever made has been too soon. My timing is correct. It is they who should have died earlier.
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No Josh Shapiro's character wasn't "assassinated" by us. The Attorney General said it was a suicide.
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A cop and a drunk driver on the same ticket, that's unity, that's healing
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anyone who perpetuates the lie that "antisemitism" had anything to with Walz over Shapiro is a craven propagandist who should never be taken seriously about anything ever again
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