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Never underestimate the role your government plays in determining how successful you'll become in life.
Hit me with a random fact
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The gods gave men two gifts to entertain ourselves before we die - the thrill of fucking a woman who wants to be fucked and the thrill of killing a man who wants to kill you. ~GoT – at Nairobi, Kenya
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It is MICRO and SOFT Call it Microsoft
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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🌍 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗻𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗶! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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"My Lord, my client has urerine fury that she can't even stay for a day without ...... i therefore request the honorable court to look at her case from that angle.... Thank you" I am coming for Law bwana
Niko na shida ya Uterus siwezi Kaa Bila Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanaume!Lady Defends Herself in Court as she begs for lenient Bail terms!
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KOGS in collaboration with COSMOS, is inviting you for an interactive webinar exploring : 🩺 The physiology of bladder storage and dysfunction 🔬 Understanding the mechanisms behind overactive bladder 📚 Clinical presentation, diagnosis, and management 💡 The clinical relevance of recognizing and addressing bladder storage dysfunction Time: November 12, 2026, at 7:00 PM (Nairobi time) 🔗 Join us: us06web.zoom.us/j/8339046687… We look forward to your participation! #KOGSNawe #KOGSAt50 #COSMOS #OveractiveBladder #MedicalEducation
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📢 Funding Opportunity! BWF is accepting applications for Career Guidance for Trainees grants of $15K–$25K to support innovative approaches to preparing scientists for fulfilling careers within and beyond academia. 📅 Deadline: Jan. 13, 2027 🔗 bwfund.org/grants/career-gui…
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Are you an emerging African professional passionate about using data and research to strengthen public health systems and improve epidemic preparedness and response? The African Training Network for Biostatistics, Epidemiology and Infectious Disease Modeling (AFRITRAC) is offering Master's fellowships in Biostatistics and Epidemiology to strengthen the next generation of African public health professionals. Supported by the European & Developing Countries Clinical Trials Partnership (EDCTP) Joint Undertaking, the program offers opportunities for advanced academic training, practical skills development and regional collaboration. Eligibility Criteria: ✅ Bachelor’s degree in a quantitative discipline (e.g., Statistics, Mathematics, Data Science, Epidemiology, Public Health, or related field). ✅ Citizenship or permanent residency in sub-Saharan Africa. ✅ Early-career health professionals, researchers, or data analysts. ✅ Strong quantitative aptitude, English proficiency, and basic familiarity with statistical software. ✅ Intention to build a health data science career in Africa and contribute to local health policy. Application deadline: November 6, 2026
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Low key Erasmus Mundus Programs are super difficult. People will not say this. It is one thing to receive 1400 euros/month and it is another thing to be able to survive the program.
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Sisi tunadhania ni forex kumbe we ni class rep huko North Carolina
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📢 Call for Abstracts:  4 weeks left to submit your abstract for #KASH2027! 🎯 Theme: Translating Research Evidence to Impact: Scaling Health Innovations for Economic Growth ⏳ Abstract submission deadline: 30 November 2026 🔗Submit your abstract: kemri.go.ke/kash-17/#1792577… #KASH17
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📢 Are you an emerging African public health professional? #AFRITRAC offers Master’s fellowships in Biostatistics and Epidemiology to strengthen Africa’s capacity in health data science and epidemic preparedness. 📅 Deadline: Nov 6, 2026 🔗 Apply: buff.ly/I8MDkrD
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🤔🤔🤔 Courtesy: @thecitizentz
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It had to be an Omondi again!
Foreign media outlets are posting “how-to guides” for a RANDOM U.S. visa lottery. I introduced the End the Visa Lottery Act because American citizenship is not a game. Why are we allowing a program that leaves American citizenship up to the luck of the draw?
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Personally, me not knowing your source of funds/livelihood is reason enough for me to cut you off as a friend. Zero explanations.
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This FAFSA scandal will turn Kenya to what Nigeria is right now. The number of Visa rejections is going to skyrocket like shit. I genuinely hope all the perpetrators and their bosses are arrested!
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We had such a promising country pre-2013. It wasn't perfect, and all it needed was someone with brains at the helm... But what did idiots and their mothers and fathers vote for?
This FAFSA scandal will turn Kenya to what Nigeria is right now. The number of Visa rejections is going to skyrocket like shit. I genuinely hope all the perpetrators and their bosses are arrested!
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The position include: — AI Application Engineer — AI Integration Engineer — AI Data Architect — AI QA Automation Engineer — Data Engineer — Data Scientist — AI & Data Architect — AI Risk & Compliance Specialist To apply, use this link: shorturl.at/fRa0o Deadline: November 9, 2026.
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She could have waited a little bit longer to INJECT the clueless politicians
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Who will COOK these politicians!?
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