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Usiniombe pesa, mimi si mbunge wako.

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Joined June 2013
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Sababisha and Changes by Savara, Nipe Nguvu by Kidum are my mantra for 2026.
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Event umejilipia pia unawekewa vikwazo ati. Hii ni jokes walai
No re-entry after 11PM huko Alchemist 🫣🤣
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Syokimau peeps, if you have Thrift Ladies sneakers and you wanna do some quick sales, approach Park and Chill and sell them
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Hakuna kitu naogopa kama hio tap and go ya PFQ payments, coz why the hell am I not getting a PIN prompt. Like hio kitu ndio ilifanya niwache kutembea na ATM card juu ikifall in the wrong hands unaweza ona shida.
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5k for Konshens at Sarit is a ripoff. I like the guy but No. Haiwezi bana
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I know probably Kiborek doesn't run that account himself, but I truly hope the beatings get to him and people around him and that they shame him. Akiongea anakumbushwa he's a peadophile.
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Paragraph 3 is the most important.
I understand that Gearhaus isn’t making much profit, especially with the high cost of organizing everything, which ultimately gets passed on to the participants. As the brand grows, consider bringing on someone who can put together solid proposals and pitch to brands for sponsorships. Trust me, you’ve got something really solid, and brands would be willing to support if approached early enough, preferably months in advance. Also, leverage your network. You’d be surprised how many opportunities can come through participants who know someone who knows someone. Sponsors hurahisisha vitu sana. They can take a huge financial burden off both the organizers and participants.
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Driving past it.
what’s the healthiest option at kfc
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You’ll never make it if you don’t.
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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Nothing beats having money.
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The key to a successful life is: have successful parents.
Gifting your children houses on their 21st birthday 🥹♥️
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This is it
For context when Konshens last came to Kenya in 2021, tickets were priced at 3k for regular, 5k for couple tickets. Since then, sio eti he’s made any career changing music. I’m still a big fan btw.
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Siiiiet hii bypass ya Utawala kuna mahns na I presume dem yake wanatailiana. Dem anarushabG-63 na mahns Urus baridi sana.
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Hanifa, I might be late or probably you won't see this but if you see it, kwanza fvck you for being selective. Next ask yourself why don't we have problems with other border communities like the Maasai? Mko na self importance ya upuuzi sana, si muende kwenu mupeperushe izo flags.
I’m tired of typing so here’s a video for you guys with your nasty comments and statements on the Kenyan Somali community
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The heart of a man can be broken
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A father takes his three babies out on his own, and his clever idea quickly goes viral.
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Siri ni ambolee
Kuna baddie brother yangu alikuwa anadate alikuwa anatutax sisi sote😂😂😂waliwachana tukashangilia ajab
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Y'all need to experience @IamHumbaba live. Mahns is talented.
Nakuaga Mdeadly btw
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Baaaas strict girlfriends
Used to be strict af 🤭
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Unaendaje concert kwa club? Surely, hujiheshimu? Anyway starehe hujagharamia haifai kukusumbua akili.
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Ile kutundurwa mnatundurwa na event promoters si rahisi. Ati wave 1 ticket, tiko zinaenda zikipanda. Catch me dead on such shit. Wacha nifike Egesa ama Hidden pine nikule starehe kama nimetulia niende home.
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