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بصفتي شخصًا تزوج لمدة ستة أشهر ثم تطلق، أستطيع أن أقول إن هذا هو جوهر الزواج.
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Opening scene from the Always by Steven Spielberg.
Two fishermen are caught completely off guard as a Consolidated PBY Catalina — a legendary WWII flying boat turned aerial firefighter — swoops down onto a lake to scoop water.
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Replying to @BBCNews
these photos were taken by my dad, the protection his group got was much less
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More one-star reviews of the Ruminati.
★☆☆☆☆ - "I've been vegan for eleven years and I've spent the last six months losing arguments about sheep to a farmer called Brian who has a spreadsheet. I resent this." - forum post
Brian has fourteen columns.
Brian sends his regards.
★☆☆☆☆ - "Gerald is being used to make people comfortable eating meat by making a bull seem like a philosopher. A bull is not a philosopher." - @ ClimateFirst
Gerald is not a philosopher. Gerald has a rumen, 40 acres, and a south corner that has gained seven wildflower species in four years. Philosophy is for people who don't have a south corner.
★☆☆☆☆ - "I had almost convinced my parents to try a plant-based month. Then my dad found the Keith posts. He's read everything. He now refers to their garden gate as 'the Keith problem.' I don't know how to come back from this." - DM, shared with permission
There is no coming back from this.
Keith is at the gate.
Keith is always at the gate.
★☆☆☆☆ - "These animals are being used as propaganda for an industry that is actively..." (Keith ate the rest of this. Keith found it in Dave's recycling. Keith did not find it nourishing.)
★☆☆☆☆ - "Doris got cast in a dip and the farmer helped her and they've turned this into some kind of Stoic parable. She was just a sheep that fell over." - comment
She was a sheep that fell over, came out, and grazed.
She didn't carry it.
She didn't build an identity around the dip.
She came out and grazed.
The Stoics spent three hundred years trying to describe this.
Doris managed it by falling over.
The Ruminati have been at it for approximately ten thousand years.
Their campaign to destroy the climate began in the Fertile Crescent, around 8000 BC, when they first allowed themselves to be domesticated. This was, in retrospect, a strategic masterstroke. They gained access to protected grazing land, reliable water, and winter feed, while simultaneously positioning themselves inside the human food system where their nefarious influence could operate at scale.
The methane operation: continuous and uninterrupted since initial deployment. Every belch a contribution to the long game.
The artery situation: staged carefully over decades. First, establish themselves as the foundation of every successful civilisation's diet. Then wait for one flawed study in the 1960s. Then watch from the field as the dietary establishment, working from that study, does the rest.
The countryside: this is where the Ruminati have been most subtle. While publicly positioned as destroyers of habitat, they have spent ten thousand years maintaining open grassland, supporting species that require grazed sward, building soil through manure deposition, and improving the biodiversity of every field they've touched. All while claiming to be the problem. The audacity.
Gerald is in the south corner.
Gerald has been in the south corner for four years.
In those four years, three wildflower species have appeared in the south corner that weren't there before.
Gerald has not acknowledged this.
Gerald is not ready to reveal the extent of the operation.
Gerald is eating more grass.
The south corner is fine.
The Ruminati are winning.
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Did you know the Duke of Wellington lived long enough to be photographed?
This image, taken in 1844, captures Arthur Wellesley, the hero of Waterloo, in one of the earliest photographs ever taken.
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Well done Sig Singh Hira for completing the Battersea Half Marathon today in full @1914_Sikhs Uniform carrying 10kg in honour of Sikh Soldiers who fought in WW1 #BritishArmy #Sikh #WW1 #Marathon
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Replying to @stuey_beef
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Which one of these people would you most like to be Prime Minister in these dangerous and worrying times?🤔
Repost after voting please.
76%Keir Starmer
3%Kemi Badenoch
5%Nigel Farage
16%Zack Polanski
5,968 votes • Final results Sally Chicken retweeted
It's clear we have a crisis with our British media. It's not even bias,it's total opposition to anything our PM or this govt do.The more right wing leaning press even appear to support another country over our own.Perhaps it's because their owners are not Brits.We deserve better.
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I have to say, at time of grave danger for the world, the reaction of ALL opposition has been appalling. Badenoch, Davey, Polanski et al just trying to score cheap political digs with opined jibberish. This wouldn't have happened from opposition at any other period in my lifetime
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Contrast the reaction of the BAFTA outrage crowd, with the totally unfazed and understanding reaction of the Queen and her security.
He not only yelled "Fuck the Queen!" at her maj, but also yelled "I've got a fucking bomb" when her security service was checking under the car he arrived at the palace in .... for bombs. They were all nothing but understanding
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🙏 The morning of September 11th, 2001, started like any other Tuesday at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland. Lt. Heather Penney was running training drills in her F-16, perfecting maneuvers she'd practiced a thousand times before.
Then everything changed.
The radio crackled: all aircraft, return immediately.
America was under attack. By the time she touched down, the Twin Towers had been struck.
The Pentagon, just fifteen miles away, was burning. And intelligence reported another hijacked plane heading straight for Washington.
Heather and her commanding officer got the order: suit up, get airborne, intercept that plane.
But there was a problem. Their F-16s were loaded for training exercises, not combat. No live missiles. No ammunition capable of taking down a commercial airliner. Just practice rounds and fuel tanks.
That's when the impossible order came through her headset: stop that aircraft by any means necessary.
Heather understood immediately what those words meant. If she couldn't shoot down the hijacked Boeing 757, she would have to physically ram it with her fighter jet. A deliberate midair collision at hundreds of miles per hour. No ejection possible. No parachute. No survival.
She was twenty-six years old. A fighter pilot for less than two years. The daughter of a United Airlines pilot who flew the same type of aircraft now being used as weapons.
Her commanding officer's voice came through: I'll take the cockpit, you take the tail. They were dividing the target between them, ensuring the plane would go down even if one of them missed.
Heather's response was two words: Roger that.
She strapped in, fired up the engine, and rocketed into the sky over Washington, breaking the sound barrier above the capital, something normally forbidden. The sonic booms rattled windows across the city, a thunderous announcement that American fighters were responding.
As she climbed toward intercept altitude, her mind raced through questions no training had prepared her for. What part of the fuselage should she aim for? What speed? What angle would guarantee the plane went down immediately?
She scanned the skies, searching for United Flight
93. Searching for the target she would destroy with her own body. Accepting, with each passing second, that she was flying toward certain death.
But she never found the plane. Because two hundred miles away, the passengers had already made their choice. They'd stormed the cockpit.
Flight 93 crashed into a Pennsylvania field at 10:03 AM.
Heather flew patrol over Washington for hours afterward, protecting skies that had already been saved by ordinary Americans who refused to be weapons. When she finally landed, her crew chief had tears in his eyes. He hadn't expected to see her again. 🙏





























