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hi this is queen elizabet II the longest reigning queen i’m not actually dead and if uou can paypal me $500 i can explain everything
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you can’t undermine fascism with logical gotchas. Fascism is a disinhibiting force that assures people their most brutal impulses and hierarchal traditions are natural and good. The irrationality is the point
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Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- How many Twitter followers you had
- How often you tweeted
- How many arguments you won on Twitter
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President: I can't do anything!
Vice President: I can't even think of anything to do!
Me: I will stand in line for a really long time when its super cold outside, and it's like illegal to eat food in the line or talk to anyone also, for you two. I love you.
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For the thread enjoyers out there
Replying to @tzimmer_history
The key is to see all of this as connected, all part of a multi-pronged, multi-level reactionary counter-mobilization that has a judicial arm, a political arm, an intellectual arm, and a paramilitary arm, all flanked by a massive, highly effective media/propaganda machine.
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This lawmaker runs the DCCC which says everything about how we got here
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‘Billionaires could end poverty’
My brother in Christ what do you think causes poverty
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It's weird to be 30 years out from the Cold War and a major part of both of conservative and liberal dialogue is slapping a hammer and sickle on things you don't like.
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I am shutting down YoMomma+ due to errrrrybody sharing passwords with their ugly ass mommas. Thank you to everyone who worked so hard on the YoMomma+ launch. We look forward to the Whatnot+ launch in August.
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It’s okay everyone, King Tut is trending because of Steve Martin and not because Tutankhamun has returned to kill me after I spent years making fun of his busted eyeliner and huge head
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blown away by the fact apparently some people *literally* have an internal monologue they can “hear” in their heads
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Overheard neighborhood story:
First person: my husband goes out and hoots at the owl every night around 8 and it answers.
Second person: MY husband goes out at hoots at the owl every night around 8 and it answers.


































