@cummandrinqueef

can queef on command | god's gassiest soldier | ♿ @habanerocoochie

 philly
Joined November 2021
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i'll serve a queef out of my pussy before i serve this country
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He hits me if I have socks on around him
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Mfs in the Midwest be like: "yeah dawg i just spent the whole day sitting in corn it was awesome"
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mads@m4dder4llOct 17
Stop dming me I give a mad toothy blowjob
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Antisha@calllmetishaOct 16
omfg 😭😭😭 he stressing that lady tf out
🍁@HibzsterOct 16
I hope this never finds my son. he got his mama stressed tf out 😭
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Jon King@JonKingBadaBingOct 17
Just turned the heat on for the first time this season
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Condom sex so garbage just give me the STD
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bug@munibugOct 16
THESE KIDS JUST CLOWNED ON ME FOR SAYING TWITTER INSTEAD OF X OMFG ???????????? WE'RE LOSING THE PLOT WE'RE LOSING THE ANCIENT SCRIPTURES THE CHILDREN R BEING LEFT BEHIND
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Buck
@BuckOnTwidderOct 16
doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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garshmo@garshmoOct 16
I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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Zeke@ezk_zekeOct 15
That's diarrhea
kou@yvngxkouOct 15
My boypussy is so wet..
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FORCING THEM TO SAY THEIR NAMES SO THEY CAN’T RE SELL IT IS GENIUS
TMZ
@TMZOct 15
😬 Hilary Swank has an awkward autograph encounter with a fan...
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💕@janicesghostOct 15
Dear Men: We’re on a date. I tell you I’ve got ketamine and a pretty friend and ask you if you want to have a threesome. We party, you conk out on ket, and I text fifty of my closest male friends that meat’s back on the menu. Thank goodness only five show up; your poor hole!
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USE THAT RING!@MeatfighterrOct 15
what the fuck are people going through
venus morningstar🕷️@venussgardennOct 14
kissing someone and their TONSIL STONES falling in your mouth is the NASTIEST shit i’ve ever heard in my life 😵‍💫🤢
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🐝 Bee 🐝
@SavinTheBeesOct 15
The graphic got me in tears
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 15
🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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taylornicole
@ay_taybayOct 15
the fact the medical staff cleared him to play with a blood clot, and now the blood clot has moved, is seriously so fcked up. Even a “superficial” blood clot that changes or moves has risks of it crossing into the deep vein and becoming DVT. Professional athletes are human beings. You all jeopardized his health for a game.
Philadelphia Eagles
@EaglesOct 15
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jake@wormpullerOct 15
#ICumFromThankingTheBusDriver
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mel 🫀☁️@melodaysongOct 15
getting absolutely wrecked by this today
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Complex
@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 15
A haunted house, but it’s full of everyone you have blocked.
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