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1) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 '𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘬𝘺'. 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵.
2) 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.
synonym; 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘷𝘺.
𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. retweeted
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𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 ; 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴. . .
⠀⠀⠀ — 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙀.
Relax, kid. I'm getting you your soda. No need to be throwing words like 'jerk' around, you might hurt someone's feelings . . . Like this handsome jerk right here.
(* He points at himself with a tooth-y grin before moving to grab a can of orange soda from the fridge. He +
Well pop some tylenol, and then we can have it until it sticks to that brain of yours. You're supposed to be the smart one, Cher.
I can't be the hot one and the brain! It'd throw everything into a head-spin.
Cheryl you've got to stop this, kid. The whole coming back to life thing, it's ah- freaking me out a little, yeah ?
Not the orange soda thing though, I'll grab you one, and me one.
Except mine is beer flavoured, because it's beer.
𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. retweeted
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' 𝗚 𝗨 𝗬 . '
𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 . 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭'𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 . 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 . ☆
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He sort of takes a second to shake off his own fixation before a lopsided smile grows on his lips.
Look at that! She's already talking to him! This is going great!
" Sorry about that, honey. My mouth tends to water when I see something good enough to eat. "
Totally not drooling while looking at @diaboliintus.
(* He has a thing for hot milfy demons that he doesn't know are demons. The feelings will fade when he figures the latter out. )
Nice big stretch. Back cracking, shoulders crunching, muscles aching.
He's told it takes a lot of hard work to get this sexy, but- He wouldn't know.
All of this is natural, baby.

















