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𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝙗𝙖𝙙? 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯.

MDNI || TRANS + BISEXUAL
Joined January 2017
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𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙈𝙎. \ˈæs•li jo•anna ˈwil•jəmz\ ⁿᵒᵘⁿ 1) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 '𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘬𝘺'. 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵. 2) 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. synonym; 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘷𝘺.
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𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. retweeted
⠀ ⠀ 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 ; 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴. . . ⠀⠀⠀ — 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙀.
he is all i see.
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Relax, kid. I'm getting you your soda. No need to be throwing words like 'jerk' around, you might hurt someone's feelings . . . Like this handsome jerk right here. (* He points at himself with a tooth-y grin before moving to grab a can of orange soda from the fridge. He +
⠀⠀ and you're the one that's a * jerk. i know. you wasted whatever smarts you had on weed and an engineering degree. i just want my orange soda. please, ashley? ⠀⠀⠀
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+ opens it, steals a sip, and then offers it her way. ) Just promise we can have some kind of talk about what's going on when you're feeling better, alright? That you'll hear me out. This is serious stuff. Serious stuff I actually /care/ about.
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Well pop some tylenol, and then we can have it until it sticks to that brain of yours. You're supposed to be the smart one, Cher. I can't be the hot one and the brain! It'd throw everything into a head-spin.
⠀⠀ ash, my head hurts. i really don't have the strength for this conversation. again. i think. and you reek of shemps. ⠀⠀⠀
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Think I might smell like Shemp's because of the Shemp's.
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𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. retweeted
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ * 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐎͟𝐔͟𝐓͟ 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝓝𝐎𝐖.ᐟ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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Cheryl you've got to stop this, kid. The whole coming back to life thing, it's ah- freaking me out a little, yeah ? Not the orange soda thing though, I'll grab you one, and me one. Except mine is beer flavoured, because it's beer.
⠀⠀ her head still aches. geez. she was tossing and turning all night. ... she needs a soda. an orange one, preferably. ⠀⠀⠀
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ' 𝗚 𝗨 𝗬 . ' 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 . 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭'𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 . 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 . ☆ ㅤㅤ
my bones are connected by chaos, my muscles by vengeance, my teeth by blood.
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He sort of takes a second to shake off his own fixation before a lopsided smile grows on his lips. Look at that! She's already talking to him! This is going great! " Sorry about that, honey. My mouth tends to water when I see something good enough to eat. "
⠀ brow quirked , cigarette lingering from soft , crimson lips . subtle smirk , eyes rolling , “ do us all a favor ﹠. close your mouth , love . these shoes are too expensive to be marinating in a puddle . ” ⠀
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Totally not drooling while looking at @diaboliintus. (* He has a thing for hot milfy demons that he doesn't know are demons. The feelings will fade when he figures the latter out. )
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Nice big stretch. Back cracking, shoulders crunching, muscles aching. He's told it takes a lot of hard work to get this sexy, but- He wouldn't know. All of this is natural, baby.
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suffering feels religious if you do it right.
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back—handed by god.
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And I- Have a sexier human body.
hey ! i don’t NEED a little laurie doll ! not anymore . i have a sexy human body . dick !
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At least I could pull a Barbie. You can't even get a Little Laurie doll.
. . . uh huh . sure they would . i love your positivity !
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And the barbies would thank me for it.
if you were a puppet all you’d do all day is rub fronts with barbies
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You know, if I was really a puppet. I think I'd be more incredibly handsome than you.
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