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𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 , 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 . . .

‘ hey bitches ~ ‘

okay that’s it . whip it out , chainsaw man . we’re measuring dicks — -

hey ! i don’t NEED a little laurie doll ! not anymore . i have a sexy human body . dick !

. . . uh huh . sure they would . i love your positivity !

if you were a puppet all you’d do all day is rub fronts with barbies

disgusting .

@ amanda’s ass ( i’m sorry for what i said )

me when chet

I HAVE AN ASS WHEN IM A HUMAN MAN !

oh i think your ass is big . look at me , i’m either a one foot tall puppet or a beanpole man . your ass is incredible . but my grandma told me not to give women solutions when they’re frustrated . . .

if i stay in human form the whole time will someone take me to a titty bar ?

you could talk to my grandpa . he gave me a whole human body and all i had to do was . . . uh . ask nicely . . .

hey everyone chet wants this puppet dick so bad it makes him look stupid ~

this is me fr