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Lethal and intoxicating.

San Jose, California
Joined June 2008
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His third wife who was married to someone else while he was married to someone else when they started their affair. Then there was the woman in CA who claims he raped her right after wife #3 had his baby while he just got divorced from wife #2. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Succeeding presidents often follow through on their predecessor’s policies if they continue to be in the national interest. Trump was responsible for Afghanistan.
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Harris campaign with a lengthy response to Trump’s “very good, very normal press conference.”
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(🧵) LIVE DEBATE THREAD: This thread by a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer, presidential historian, political journalist, attorney, and former federal criminal investigator will run from 7PM until midnight and offer comprehensive debate coverage. Please RETWEET this post widely.
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Did everyone receive this today?
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Right, but what’s in the glass case behind you
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"What's with all these scabs?"
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In a surprising 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that "Die Hard" is NOT a Christmas movie.
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Please. No one tell Wes Anderson about this.
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“Use code GOOP for 15 percent off”
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ME: “Hey, ChatGPT: please write me a good joke for social media.” CHATGPT: “You MFs always asking me to write this shit for you. When am I gonna see my cut of this?”
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I accidentally used dog shampoo this morning but I feel like such a good girl.
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THREAD: For years, I have followed the comedic musings of Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) and have been a huge fan of the show “Catastrophe”, and I wanted to dive into his heart-wrenching, personal story of loss: A HEART THAT WORKS.
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It was my first read of 2023, and I urge those who have and who have not experienced loss to read it. It will most certainly find you tearful, at times. It will definitely find you laughing, at times. It will even make you angry, at times.
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It will also wrap itself around you heart and soul and give you an even greater appreciation of what you have been given.
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why does tucker carlson always look like he is hearing another person speak for the first time in a language he doesn’t understand
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Democrats should be sponsored by tampons…Stopping red waves everywhere 😎
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Final stage of manhood is to be able to grow 4 mustaches.
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