I find very random things amusing and will post them here. I get by with a little help from my pocket friends. (She/Her) **opinions are mine not my employer’s**
Ottawa Canada
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Courtney L retweeted
i think 2 things are clearly true: she’s every bit as evil and cruel and him, and she throws up in her mouth a little every time she’s close enough to smell his breath
Courtney L retweeted
Having a kid on the autism spectrum does not absolve you of the obligation to teach him/her social skills to the best of your ability.
Life is not going to give them a free pass.
Courtney L retweeted
For someone who has been a career politician for 20 years, Poilievre ought to know the GG has no power to recall the House.
This is as absurd as the convoy protestors calling on the Governor General and the Senate to fire the Prime Minister and somehow form a new government.
#BREAKING: Poilievre to submit letter to Governor General asking to recall House for confidence vote
ctvnews.ca/politics/poilievr…
Courtney L retweeted
I feel kind of bad to come here and ask for something when I have been out of this account for a year, and very disconnected from my former friends… I can only blame the way my hyperfixated brain works. It’s a silly thing I want to ask, but I want to explain why it matters to me
Courtney L retweeted
Water is one molecule away from hydrogen peroxide
Salt is one molecule away from bleach
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Bluenose was such an icon of Canada that it now appears on our dime.
A champion schooner, she became the pride of Canada.
But then she was sold to work to work as a freighter, and left to rot on a reef near Haiti.
Let's learn more about her :)
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Courtney L retweeted
Following our statement this morning on sprung structures we also wanted to let you know how you could take action.
Join us and @refugee613 at Centrepointe this Sunday to support newcomers and refugees in #ottcity.
#NoHateNoFear #RefugeesAreWelcomeHere
Courtney L retweeted
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has issued a recall for several brands of bread and buns due to pieces of metal in the products. cbc.ca/news/business/bread-r…
Courtney L retweeted
Canada has a different electoral system than the US. So all the parties except the Conservatives better get fukking creative to keep that little mini Trump, Pierre Poilievre out of power here.
Courtney L retweeted
I’ve been following and around indie wrestling for almost 25 years.
Even before this official WWE thing, there were always wrestlers who only did things if they thought WWE would approve.
They only worked for “the right places”. They only worked “the right style”. They would get fed info as to what developmental wrestlers were being trained to do and only did those things.
They were all boring. Most of them still flamed out.
I hate using the blue checkmark to type a long thing. But I really hope this doesn’t do to the US indies what WWE already did to the UK scene.
Courtney L retweeted
We’ve been getting a lot of questions about the provincial elections taking place this fall. Our mandate is to deliver federal elections. For information about provincial elections, please contact the election agency for the province.
Courtney L retweeted
It’s because they have wives that take care of everything else in their lives so they don’t think about anything but business actually.
Courtney L retweeted
“never italicise words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well your reader will know. you don’t need them!”
me: oh 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺? listen up buddy, you will have to pry my emotional support italics from my 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, they are going 𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
