I find very random things amusing and will post them here. I get by with a little help from my pocket friends. (She/Her) **opinions are mine not my employer’s**
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This weeks version of the lifeboat:
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Find me wherever ✌🏻
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Courtney L retweeted
i think 2 things are clearly true: she’s every bit as evil and cruel and him, and she throws up in her mouth a little every time she’s close enough to smell his breath
Not to humanize monsters but my money is on it was let her wear the bandaids or spend 40 mins dealing with the meltdowns when they were already 20 mins late.
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Is anyone feeling a similar energy between the « TikTok is ending » and « why does anyone care about Robbie williams » discussions?
Like I don’t want my US friends to lose their apps and the slippery slope argument is valid, but there is a lot of world out there.
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The part that annoys me about the Better Man discourse is everyone saying « it’s been out since Christmas and only made…. »
Most small to medium cities only got screenings last weekend. Will it become a hit? Probably not but let’s not bury it completely just yet.
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Courtney L retweeted
Having a kid on the autism spectrum does not absolve you of the obligation to teach him/her social skills to the best of your ability.
Life is not going to give them a free pass.
As much as we all love to catch guys out on these pages (I found out my ex was cheating due to one) my absolute favorite posts are when the guys girl besties are like « he is the sweetest! For real please he deserves this so much! »
my friend posted the guy she’d been seeing on one of those “are we dating the same man” groups and immediately got a call from a cop and a social worker and 3 months later had to testify during his divorce trial lmao
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Marriage is hard, but it shouldn’t be THAT hard.
The « marriage is hard and life isn’t a fairytale » lines we were fed as young girls to try to save us from disappointments led to many of us picking disappointing men bc that’s what we were told to expect.
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Courtney L retweeted
For someone who has been a career politician for 20 years, Poilievre ought to know the GG has no power to recall the House.
This is as absurd as the convoy protestors calling on the Governor General and the Senate to fire the Prime Minister and somehow form a new government.
#BREAKING: Poilievre to submit letter to Governor General asking to recall House for confidence vote
ctvnews.ca/politics/poilievr…
My neighbors get to play the classic game show: is she dying or is her mother g try ing to get her to do 10 mins of occupational therapy
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Kiddo is in her Girl Meets World era and I broke Boyfriend’s brain by explaining later in the car that this is the same person 😂
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Courtney L retweeted
I feel kind of bad to come here and ask for something when I have been out of this account for a year, and very disconnected from my former friends… I can only blame the way my hyperfixated brain works. It’s a silly thing I want to ask, but I want to explain why it matters to me
They knew each other in passing by working at the same office. Then my Dad rescued her from being harassed by a drunk coworker at a St Patrick’s day party.
They were married 49 years ❤️
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It matters less how much your children are using technology/watching screens and more what they are using them for. Quality is more important than quantity
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Courtney L retweeted
Water is one molecule away from hydrogen peroxide
Salt is one molecule away from bleach
I am a top shelf swiftie. Her music literally got me through the breakup of my marriage.
And I can admit that the rankings are valid and Beyoncé should be number 1.
And I’m pretty sure she’ll agree…
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Also tell you education team how much you appreciate them! I took time out of parent teacher conference to tell each teacher so much we loved how they cared for kiddo and you would have thought I handed them gold medals.
I’m literally begging y’all to care about your child’s education. Check their folder daily. Check their grades. Communicate with the teacher. No one prepared me for the lack of parent interest. Ridiculous.
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