avid lover of movies, music, and stand-up comedy. I also like long walks on the beach... alone !
Joined September 2015
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Dear @tinafey after finally watching #catsthemovie , I finally laughed my ass off at the cats episode of #unbreakablekimmyschimt .. I love you even more now
Hey @DougBenson , would you ever see ‘Dancer in the Dark’ if it were produced on broadway?
15 minutes late??? So far??? Who do you think you are collectively? Madonna? @PFTompkins @laurenlapkus @TVsAndyDaly @ScottAukerman and I think @nickkroll ?
So I contacted @CenturyLinkHelp to get a new service started in my new condo. I talked to one guy, who then said I was out of his jurisdiction, so he transferred me to another guy. Who said he couldn’t help me cuz I’m moving within the state.. have I gone crazy? What else
I was attacked and you left yet you got turned on the road. I don’t think I have any money to go look for tomorrow night
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I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!
Firebringer youtu.be/ZmVuNlu0LCk via @YouTube @ScottAukerman @PFTompkins @DougBenson I’m sure you guys have seen this musical already but if you haven’t... #firebringer #musicals
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I was taught you should never ask a woman if she’s pregnant. I took it a step further and acted surprised when my wife went into labor.
Just saw a fantastic documentary called #ineedyoutokill. Three comics @peteleetweets , @tomsegura and @thatchaddaniels go on a stand up tour in China, these guys are definitely in my top ten stand up comics. Watch for free on Amazon prime