Comedian, Writer, Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Kid in the Hall, and Founding Member @mouthcongress.

Joined March 2009
⚔️  If I'm in your city and you're looking for a dragon to slay, I'm your Knight in shining sequins. ⭐ Info and tickets at NewScottLandLand.com
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🍸 Toronto - A new one person show starring Scott Thompson as his most famous character and long time alter ego Buddy Cole! 🍸  November 5th - 8th at The Factory Theatre 🍸  Five shows 🍸 Get more info and a link for tickets at purchase.factorytheatre.ca/E…
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🍸 Toronto - A new one person show starring Scott Thompson as his most famous character and long time alter ego Buddy Cole! 🍸  November 5th - 8th at The Factory Theatre 🍸  Five shows 🍸 Get more info and a link for tickets at purchase.factorytheatre.ca/E…
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Just hanging out with my husband, Rusty. Photo: Kim Newmoney #CatDad
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🌈 I'M GAAAYYYYYYY!🌈  💊 From Brain Candy! Check out more at NewScottLandLand.com
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🍸 Had a great time with you all at Brooklyn Improv ! Thanks to everyone who showed up and showed out. ❗ Get tickets to my next show at NewScottLandLand.com
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this tribute to Catherine O'Hara at the Emmys was soooo sweet wow. and the camera cuts to Martin Short and Steve Martin crying...I'm not okay. her on-screen children Macaulay Culkin, Annie Murphy, and Dan Levy spoke so highly of her Macaulay: "She was encouraging. She was warm. She was funny. But the word that I think of is 'momma.' She was my mom. She was our mom. And by extension, she was all of our mom. She may have forgotten me...twice! But we will always remember her."
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🗽BROOKLYN, NEW YORK🗽 Come see me LIVE at @brooklynimprov on August 22nd, 7PM AND 9:30PM! ‼️ Info and tickets Here-> improv.com/brooklyn/comic/sc…
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🗽BROOKLYN, NEW YORK🗽 Come see me LIVE at @brooklynimprov on August 22nd, 7PM AND 9:30PM! ‼️ Info and tickets Here-> improv.com/brooklyn/comic/sc…
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⚾ #FBF Summers here, which means more balls! ⭐  See me live at an upcoming show - dates, times, and locations at NewScottLandLand.com
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As my old friend #DavidVesey once said, "I don't care if a woman has good taste, as long as she tastes good"
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❗LOS ANGELES❗ Grab a drink and share a laugh with me at the @LyricHyperion! Thursday, July 2nd, 2026 Sunday, July 12th, 2026 Sunday, July 19th, 2026 🍸 Get info and tickets newscottlandland.com/live-ev…
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🍞 AUSTIN, TEXAS - I'll be at @creekandcave July 24th and 25th! ✨ Can't wait to see you there! 🎟️ More Info and tickets creekandcave.com/shows/scott…
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🤠 Dayton, Kentucky🤠 Join me for a drink and a laugh at the amazing Commonwealth Comedy Club on Friday, June 12th, and Saturday June 13th! Get tickets and info at simpletix.com/e/scott-thomps…
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The Last Gloryhole Lyric Hyperion Theatre and Cafe 2106 Hyperion Ave. L.A. Ca. lyrichyperion.com for tickets 5/28 7:30 6/8 7:00 6/16 9:30 7/2 7:30 7/12 9:30 7/19 9:30
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📍🍸 LA!! I'm at the @LyricHyperion doing The Last Glory Hole!! 🍸Get more info and tickets HERE -> heyor.ca/P7LNfW 🚬 Thursday, May 28th, 2026 Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM 🚬 Monday, June 8th, 2026 Doors 6:40PM // Show 7PM 🚬 Thursday, June 16th, 2026 Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM 🚬 Thursday, July 2nd, 2026 Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM 🚬 Sunday, July 12th, 2026 Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM 🚬  Sunday, July 19th, 2026 Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM
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🍸 TACOMA🍸 How does my hair look? Come see me LIVE Friday May 15th and Saturday the 16th! ✨ Info and tickets at tacomacomedyclub.com/events/…
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Happy 30th Anniversary to Brain Candy. In marriage it’s known as the Pearl Anniversary. Our movie did so badly it should be called the Fake Pearl Anniversary. I prefer the Pearl Necklace Anniversary because the sex is still good.
30 years ago, two different cult cable shows bombed on the big screen at the same time. I only caught KIDS IN THE HALL: BRAIN CANDY in theaters. MYSTERY SCIENCE 3000: THE MOVIE would have to wait. Anyway I wrote about both! decider.com/2026/04/22/kids-…
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