If you believe this one I got some oceanfront property on Mars to sell you
cooper b retweeted
Kevin O’Leary being against this legislation is precisely the reason this legislation needs to exist in the first place
My friend was in a meeting with Eric Schmidt and he could see over his shoulder and Eric spent the whole meeting buying RAM for his home computer on Amazon
In a Stanford talk posted today, Eric Schmidt says the reason why Google is losing to @OpenAI and other startups is because Google only has people coming in 1 day per week 👀
Look, it's a company run by 2 guys who were basically raised by venture capitalists. I don't know what everybody expected them to be like, if not this.
cooper b retweeted
Oh shit I totally didn't connect the dots that YC's Sam Altman is the double-popped-collar Loopt guy from WWDC!!
best worst thing about twitter now is i can see all these corny eng leader / vc types tweeting at like... wanye and aella all day. go back to work, with your thirsty ass
cooper b retweeted
Really enjoyed this writeup about the motivation for and transition to a #cellular #architecture by @SlackEng ... good details about the tech and the implementation. Looking forward to the next post in the series!
slack.engineering/slacks-mig…
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Slack's Migration to a Cellular Architecture - Slack Engineering (kudos to @cooperb ) slack.engineering/slacks-mig…
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every thought leader in the valley is a libertarian until they need a government bailout of their startup bank
Look at this lie they made up about his views!
Long day at Twitter HQ with eng team
Two significant problems mostly addressed:
1. Fanout service for Following feed was getting overloaded when I tweeted, resulting in up to 95% of my tweets not getting delivered at all. Following is now pulling from search (aka Earlybird). When Fanout crashed, it would also destroy anyone else’s tweets in queue.
2. Recommendation algorithm was using absolute block count, rather than percentile block count, causing accounts with many followers to be dumped, even if blocks were only 0.1% of followers. Also, it’s trivial to bot spam accounts with blocks.
You guys I finally got my first Roman statue guy reply!!!
Replying to @cooperb @GergelyOrosz
But surely you can see that by defining a metric much more narrowly than what normal people would expect that metric to represent, you’re misleading customers?
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Replying to @ZoeSchiffer
0% chance Elon pulls off decommissioning both SMF and ATL by end of Q1. PDX doesn’t even have a hadoop cluster right now. It also means they have to break all their leases. It also means PDX will be a single point of failure. But what do I know, I’m just a guy who turned up PDX.
cooper b retweeted
The parameters of the debate were: feature freeze to totally refactor the entire codebase which will only take 6 months & 20 devs
vs
I need to launch Blue and live tweetview counters which will save the imperiled business after which I will seamlessly rewrite the whole stack.




















