Left of liberal. Supporter of neither party. Maybe let’s stop killing people for profit, idk.
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Two stacks of cookies, and there are THIRTEEN cookies per package? What psychopath made this decision, @Publix ??
People, I know what a baker’s dozen is. I’d rather have two equal stacks than one extra cookie in one stack 😑
Maybe if you’re that intolerant of being pushed gently out of the way, football might not be the right choice of sport for you
Law school is responsible for the writing of some of the most bizarre sentences the english language has ever seen
The real business model here is rich dipshits pressing the emergency launch button just to fuck around and impress their friends, and then refilling their nitrogen tanks for 200 grand a pop
Regardless of whether Katie would have turned out to be good or a loser, this sucks. What a shitty thing to do to a person
🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as the White House press secretary
tmz.com/2026/10/16/katie-zac…
Woke up with a headache. Going to take some ibuprofen and hope the entirety of Europe doesn’t get mad at me
This is how I had to meet with my academic advisor today. Taquito is ready to take 2L Purrofessional Responsibility
The new kitten pooped, and I needed a sample to bring to the vet, so I dug it up and put a piece in the specimen cup, and then he was mad that I did that and went back to angrily re-bury his poop 😭
I just rode Goliath at Six Flags Over Georgia 2 months ago. Commented then how bad the ride ops were at the park in general - a bunch of unsupervised teenagers paying half-attention. Some jobs (like nursing, usually) are boring most of the time but NEED to be taken seriously
