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suburban dad

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suburban dad

 Austin, TX
Joined January 2021
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imagining him hanging from the ceiling in his office in this position and just laughing my ass off
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Shawn@shawnsJaysOct 6
Fried should not miss the birth of his child. That’s a once in a lifetime moment. He can see the Yankees get eliminated from the postseason any October.
Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) profile pictureJon Heyman
@JonHeymanOct 5
One potential caveat: Fried’s girlfriend is due to give birth in a few days. Rodon, slated for Game 4, is the other option
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WEEDIAN@weedian_dsSep 12
20 years ago today!!! Mastodon - Blood Mountain
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Lights Camera Gipson@mrgipsonJul 5
Never forget what this man did for us. #USA #Freedom250 #4thJuly 🇺🇲
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Corey Heim
@CoreyHeim_Jun 22
Lee Allen (@LeeAllen0337) profile pictureLee Allen
@LeeAllen0337Jun 22
Replying to @NASCAR @CoreyHeim_
Had to spin out Hocevar to win it. #77 will remember.
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Dylan@notnotdylmJun 11
good on Tech for having the most ethical man in Texas on their side, that's now you know they're the good guys here
Justin Williams (@Williams_Justin) profile pictureJustin Williams@Williams_JustinJun 11
The office of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sent a letter to the Big 12 on behalf of Texas Tech and obtained by @TheAthletic. It states that any sanctions against Texas Tech over the Brendan Sorsby situation would be treated as "unlawful" and would lead to legal action.
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Matt King@hunynutcherioApr 25
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Tyler Reddick
@TylerReddickMar 2
3 PEAT BABY LETS GOOOODJSHAHDODNDJWEJENSBSJS!!!!!!!
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NASCAR
@NASCARFeb 15
You better believe it, @TylerReddick.
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NASCAR
@NASCAR4 Oct 2025
Great starting spot for his #NASCARPlayoffs run! @TylerReddick wins the #BuschLightPole at the @CLTMotorSpdwy ROVAL.
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WEEDIAN@weedian_ds19 Sep 2025
30 years ago today!!! Down - Nola
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We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: fbi.gov/utahvalleyshooting
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"The country is full of loaded guns in shaky hands, swinging back and forth, from target to target." discourseblog.com/p/the-amer…
The American Years of Lead are Here

The American Years of Lead are Here

The Charlie Kirk shooting is just another sign of our new era.

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WEEDIAN@weedian_ds2 Sep 2025
11 years ago today!!! Yob - Clearing the Path to Ascend
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WEEDIAN@weedian_ds31 Aug 2025
21 years ago today!!! Mastodon - Leviathan What's your favorite Leviathan's song?
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NASA
@NASA8 Aug 2025
We are saddened by the passing of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 and a four-time spaceflight veteran. Lovell's life and work inspired millions. His courage under pressure helped forge our path to the Moon and beyond—a journey that continues today. go.nasa.gov/41tbrpq
Astronaut Jim Lovell, wearing a white spacesuit with no helmet, stands outside with a tall rocket and launch tower behind his left shoulder. Lovell is pictured from the chest up; he is looking at the camera and smiling. Credit: NASA

ALT Astronaut Jim Lovell, wearing a white spacesuit with no helmet, stands outside with a tall rocket and launch tower behind his left shoulder. Lovell is pictured from the chest up; he is looking at the camera and smiling. Credit: NASA

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Tony Iommi
@tonyiommi21 Jul 2025
Our third album Master of Reality came out #OnThisDay in 1971. When we were recording at Island Studios, Geezer and I decided to down-tune to C# for an even heavier sound. - Tony ✟
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Houston Astros
@astros13 Jul 2025
Happy 713 Day, H-Town! 🤘
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Myles Rowe Earns First INDY NXT Win, First By Black Driver In Series @IndyCarOnFOX foxsports.com/stories/motor/…
Myles Rowe Earns First INDY NXT Win, First By Black Driver In Series

Myles Rowe Earns First INDY NXT Win, First By Black Driver In Series

Myles Rowe makes INDY NXT Series history with his big win on Saturday at Iowa.

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