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suburban dad

Austin, TX
Joined January 2021
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Under communism everyone will have a collab with The Body
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Sounds like something I’d say during a field sobriety test
Patriots in control.
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Stuff like this is why I don’t have a lot of patience for the totally anti-electoral doomers. The dems as a party suck and voting alone isn’t gonna save us, but dumping someone like Paxton in favor of Johnson objectively improves our conditions in Texas
The state’s attorney general-elect Nathan Johnson said Tuesday he will not continue Ken Paxton’s practice of suing doctors in other states for sending abortion medication to patients here. (Via @TexasTribune) cbsaustin.com/news/local/tex…
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One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Shoot this shit into my veins with a fucking horse needle LMAO
Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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It’s extremely funny to think people in Texas were turning out in droves because they loved Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott
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imagining him hanging from the ceiling in his office in this position and just laughing my ass off
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Greg Abbott this one goes out to you buddy
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It’s so fucking Trump went out of his way to get fucking Ken Paxton nominated over another 100% loyal guy who’d cakewalked into office 4 times just to get curb stomped by a nice little nerdy guy from round rock
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Sources tell me Greg Abbott’s wife voted blue after seeing the Hasan meat pic at the RNC
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It is once again Election Day
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No he is not wearing someone else’s skin stop asking
The son-in-law of Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is on track to become the youngest member of Congress at 26 years old and the first person born in the 2000s to serve in Congress. You just may have never heard of him. MORE: trib.al/EVgOPCw
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I’m gonna miss Patrick Stewart
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God smiles upon the righteous
Fun fact: Here are Amen Thompson’s averages against Tyler Herro before and after he slammed him to the court: Before: 5.0 PTS | 2.0 REB | 3.0 AST | 1.0 STL After: 21.3 PTS | 10.5 REB | 4.0 AST | 2.3 STL
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I maintain that shake it off is the worst song ever written
Do y'all have a *least* favorite song? One that gives you an attitude every time you hear it?
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A weak man
LaMelo on being a dad and whether he changes diapers: "Nah my girl do all that. It's love for sure. I definitely did it before it just not my job" 😂
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It’s cool that nascar loves to use this for ads and promotion and also banned doing it immediately after this race
You do what you gotta do.
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In today’s world the bravest thing you can do is stand up for your most deeply held convictions
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Sure the whole thing was a dumb idea and mostly unlistenable but we got one of the greatest film openings of all time out of it so hard to say if it’s bad or not
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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suburban dad retweeted
Fried should not miss the birth of his child. That’s a once in a lifetime moment. He can see the Yankees get eliminated from the postseason any October.
One potential caveat: Fried’s girlfriend is due to give birth in a few days. Rodon, slated for Game 4, is the other option
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