Sysadmin turned coder. That's not a bad thing, is it? I also crack wise on non-code things as @toldorknown
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Whenever I voice strong opinions about programming, especially readability, please understand that *I know* I’m a hypocrite, but I’m trying.
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One stated goal of the Iowa caucus app was to increase transparency into the process.
Ironically, if they’d applied that attitude to the development of the app itself by developing it in the open, they probably wouldn’t be in this mess.
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Zeno’s Batch Process - The fallacious belief that the way to move from batch to real-time is to batch more frequently.
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Showing The Team On Which We’re Dependent’s “Green” Status For The Bullshit It Is Driven Development™️
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If you're a developer and you use Chrome, you have to check out Initab! (@InitabExtension) chrome.google.com/webstore/d…
Compensatory Typo - n - The offsetting bug that keeps the how-could-it-ever-work code you’re looking at from ever having to.
It’s not “price gouging”, it’s actually the purest example of supply vs demand *working*.
qz.com/1063188/hurricane-har… @ishabazz /2
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Well intentioned laws against demand pricing during disasters actually “lead to misallocation of resources, long lines, and black markets”/1
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Rod Knowlton retweeted
I’m going to call it a night because the horizon has risen to the point that the sun appears to have set.
Rod Knowlton retweeted
Here is a fun game! Put 5 chairs and one of them is Virtual chair and see if users can find out the virtual chair :)
Noticed I count steps 8 at a time.
I don’t know if it’s because I write software or was in marching band.
Sleep won’t come easy tonight.
10.5” Smart Cover ships a week before 10.5” iPad Pro.
I will kiss it and love it and squeeze it and hug it and call it George.
For a week.
My previous tweet was emphatically NOT a complaint about paying for upgrades.
Seriously.
Buy software. That’s how the quality happens.
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The feeling when you go to work with the automation you just learned about, only to realize you’re $129.98 behind on needed upgrades.
