Dad from Hertford, Brewer, Farmer and data engineer working with Python, Machine Learning and AWS. Find me here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/eUoeScxXBM

Hertford
Joined February 2009
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The weekly humiliation ritual of going into the office once a week (they want me there 3 times a week). 1 hour on the train. Half the day sitting at a desk wearing headphones on virtual meetings with people who are also sitting in offices somewhere else. Lunch with two normie colleagues talking about football and which singer is dating which actor, while I’m staring into my chicken thinking about bread and circuses, currency debasement and the slow collapse of the monetary system. Then back upstairs for another virtual meeting I could have joined from my office room at home. By 3pm I’ve achieved about 20% of what I would have done at home because every attempt to focus gets interrupted by somebody wandering over for a quick chat. Then another train home. Two hours commuting, £30 poorer, zero deep work completed, and somehow more exhausted from achieving nothing. Every Tuesday is just another reminder that exiting the fiat mines remains priority number one. I genuinely cannot do this shit forever.
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If you're missing the solar eclipse now, get ready for the total solar eclipse next year, 2 August 2027. It will be visible on Southern Europe and North Africa. 78% from Athens en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_… timeanddate.com/eclipse/sola…
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Dan Keeley retweeted
Replying to @piersmorgan
That's what you get when Americans elected a mörön.
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The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
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Barkley Marathons course rundown for 2026. Recent changes, some course stats, and how its impacted recent performance. Distance and elevation are calculated as lines on map as if someone stayed 'perfectly on course'. #bm100 #BarkleyMarathon A Thread 🧵(1/8) '26 changes at (5/X)
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The conch was blown at 5:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100
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The White House is ready for President Trump's announcement this afternoon
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BREAKING: Trump is having a full-blown meltdown on Truth Social—this time over a painting of him displayed at the Colorado State Capitol. He’s lashing out at the governor, claiming the portrait is “distorted.” It’d be a real shame if everyone saw it… and shared it.
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This is brilliant first 50 speakers confirmed for the world’s biggest data & analytics event ⁦organise by @BigData_LDN⁩ happening in London🇬🇧. If you fancy speaking at the event, get in touch asap. Do plan to attend this event - you won’t regret it! bigdataldn.com/en-gb/confere…
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Dan Keeley retweeted
Thinking you're late to AI today is like thinking you're late to the Internet in 1996
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Id urge you to take a look at this opportunity to back a new community owned pub near Hertford - a fantastic chance to help build local social resilience 👏🏻
The Baker Arms needs you! 🫡 The plan to save the Baker Arms is go! 🚀🚀🚀 We’ve announced our Community Share Offer - a roadmap to a vibrant country pub for all, in the leafy village of Bayford. 🍃 🍻 Find out more and register interest from the link in bio. #SaveBakerArms
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Replying to @gregisenberg
Venture dollars are rocket fuel. Turns out, if you use rocket fuel for anything that ain’t a rocket, it blows up.
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I know everyone is drawing in their belts but if you can please help support @MudlarksGarden excellent cafe. Serving organic food grown on Cromwell Road allotments and damn good cake 🍰 #organicfood #Coffee #treat
Our charity café in #Hertford supports people with learning disabilities & mental health issues. As a small charity we can’t pay for promotion, so if you like our café please support us. You can share our posts, tell friends, leave a review or try our amazing coffee if you pass!
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“Disbanding high performing teams is worse than vandalism: it is corporate psychopathy” @allankellynet
Ordering teams by cumulative FPL points makes for an interesting read. linkedin.com/posts/dan-keele… Fulham, Villa and Newcastle stand out #FPL #PremierLeague
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‘This was no deal done over dinner’ wails twice sacked cauldron of septic political shittery Suella Braverman as she blames Rishi Sunak for her total and utter failure in her role as Home Secretary ahead of tomorrow’s Rwanda decision citing staying in the ECHR as the cause Divvy
My letter to the Prime Minister
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📢 We have started to upload full seminar videos from the 2023 event to the Big Data LDN YouTube channel. (This will take some time) Subscribe for video notifications when seminars are uploaded! 2022 seminars are also available to watch YOUTUBE CHANNEL: youtube.com/@Bigdataldn #bigdataldn
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Two KPI you should have in mind on the state of the VR market. I was surprised by the first one! (Spotted in The Economist)
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