Dad from Hertford, Brewer, Farmer and data engineer working with Python, Machine Learning and AWS. Find me here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/eUoeScxXBM

Hertford
Joined February 2009
Dan Keeley retweeted
The weekly humiliation ritual of going into the office once a week (they want me there 3 times a week). 1 hour on the train. Half the day sitting at a desk wearing headphones on virtual meetings with people who are also sitting in offices somewhere else. Lunch with two normie colleagues talking about football and which singer is dating which actor, while I’m staring into my chicken thinking about bread and circuses, currency debasement and the slow collapse of the monetary system. Then back upstairs for another virtual meeting I could have joined from my office room at home. By 3pm I’ve achieved about 20% of what I would have done at home because every attempt to focus gets interrupted by somebody wandering over for a quick chat. Then another train home. Two hours commuting, £30 poorer, zero deep work completed, and somehow more exhausted from achieving nothing. Every Tuesday is just another reminder that exiting the fiat mines remains priority number one. I genuinely cannot do this shit forever.
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If you're missing the solar eclipse now, get ready for the total solar eclipse next year, 2 August 2027. It will be visible on Southern Europe and North Africa. 78% from Athens en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_… timeanddate.com/eclipse/sola…
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Why is there no platform info today? On the app. At hfn @nationalrailenq @GNRailUK
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Fantastic to see the Lizzy line, DLR and Thameslink keeping London moving.
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Stunning morning for #awssummit
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What is the chance of excel having working wifi for #aws #summit this year? zero. The correct answer is zero.
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Why are premier league teams allowed to change their coach and staff *outside* the transfer window? #ponder #premierleague
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Dan Keeley retweeted
Replying to @piersmorgan
That's what you get when Americans elected a mörön.
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The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
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Barkley Marathons course rundown for 2026. Recent changes, some course stats, and how its impacted recent performance. Distance and elevation are calculated as lines on map as if someone stayed 'perfectly on course'. #bm100 #BarkleyMarathon A Thread 🧵(1/8) '26 changes at (5/X)
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Damian hall is a weird one too! #BM100
Is Killian Jornet really doing the #bm100?
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The conch was blown at 5:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100
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LAZARUS LAKE - TED Talk Over, under, around, or through!! youtu.be/FBvBslpWAPQ?si=8CEC…
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"Trump says 'Europe is not heading in the right direction'" OK, probably not wrong. But America is? LOL no; America is going in a far worse direction than Europe. Why dont we all just reset and look at ourselves and sort it out?
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Beware lifestyle creep.
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The White House is ready for President Trump's announcement this afternoon
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Is it the law that after playing thousand by moby, Spotify must play trance and acid? Every time. And im here for it.
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