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We recently discovered a stash of savage Spinal Figureheads, so in the spirit of #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay, let's give some away! ❤️ Like, 🔁 retweet and 👤 follow us before 10am UTC on Feb 12th for a chance to win one to slap on your ship. Five winners will be drawn at random.
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SHiFT CODE Game: WONDERLANDS Reward: 3 Skeleton Keys Expires: 20 Oct 2022 05:00 UTC 3BXBB-RC9CZ-CWB55-TJTTJ-SSW5X Redeem in-game or at shift.gearboxsoftware.com/re… shift.orcicorn.com/shift-cod…
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Ben Rimmasch retweeted
Texting a friend with a different phone than you should be no problem… Right? @Apple? #GetTheMessage
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Ben Rimmasch retweeted
On this date, John Stockton of the @utahjazz collected his 14,000th career assist
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“@wolever: Dear non-programmer friends, If you wonder what I do at work all day, here is a helpful infographic: i.imgur.com/VhlQK.gif”
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Ben Rimmasch retweeted
SOPA sponsor has another Internet bill that records you 24/7 zite.to/z098Bo
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Tim Tebow + David Bowie = Tebowie youtube.com/watch?v=NHB0o9lC…
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Apple Causes Religious Reaction in Brains of Fans - http://bit.ly/mnBkrE - @BrettBukowski @zmre Is it true? :)
Nice. Real, real nice. I feel the love. http://j.mp/ggVOxY
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