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We recently discovered a stash of savage Spinal Figureheads, so in the spirit of #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay, let's give some away! ❤️ Like, 🔁 retweet and 👤 follow us before 10am UTC on Feb 12th for a chance to win one to slap on your ship. Five winners will be drawn at random.
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hey, @mc_moe ! are you planning on doing anything more with your fork of assistant relay? thanks for the fix to oauth!
SHiFT CODE Game: WONDERLANDS Reward: 3 Skeleton Keys Expires: 20 Oct 2022 05:00 UTC 3BXBB-RC9CZ-CWB55-TJTTJ-SSW5X Redeem in-game or at shift.gearboxsoftware.com/re… shift.orcicorn.com/shift-cod…
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Ben Rimmasch retweeted
Texting a friend with a different phone than you should be no problem… Right? @Apple? #GetTheMessage
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This picture would have been better if the globe were a hamburger. xitter.cf/NFillion_Spain/status/…
Every time I see this picture, I can easily imagine @NathanFillion ruling the world 😏😏 #NathanIsTheBest
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#comcast #comcastsucks #datacaps #dickceo I hate that my ONLY internet option is Comcast.
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Ben Rimmasch retweeted
On this date, John Stockton of the @utahjazz collected his 14,000th career assist
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#gmail youtube.com/watch?v=O3ZOKDmo… The world is ending... GMAIL IS DOWN... PANIC IN THE STREETS!
I join @EFF in fighting bad software patents because: The legal/patent system/Apple are infuriating. defendinnovation.org #patentfail
Wifi won't stay connected on cyanogenmod 9. Super lame...
“@wolever: Dear non-programmer friends, If you wonder what I do at work all day, here is a helpful infographic: i.imgur.com/VhlQK.gif”
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Ben Rimmasch retweeted
SOPA sponsor has another Internet bill that records you 24/7 zite.to/z098Bo
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Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web! google.com/takeaction/
Tim Tebow + David Bowie = Tebowie youtube.com/watch?v=NHB0o9lC…
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#yeahididthat Wasted time reading tweets and got depressed at how shallow and mean some people are...
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It's a #disappointment after following somebody famous to find out that they probably shouldn't be famous.