
Find me on Mastodon: @cocoafrog@hachyderm.io This account is inactive Developer Tools , working on Instruments. ex-@yelp, ex-@XING_de https://xitter.cf/t.co/KyUNejnAtV
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Joachim retweeted
Finally got the move to Mastodon done. You can now find me here:
@cocoafrog@hachyderm.io
I’ll stop using this account as I don’t want to support this platform any longer. I‘ll keep the account around to allow people to find me on Mastodon and make their move easier.
Joachim retweeted
Tim, if you’d like to silence my criticism I am also available for HQ tours.
Elon Musk@elonmusk30 Nov 2022United States!
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Thanks @tim_cook for taking me around Apple’s beautiful HQ
Joachim retweeted
The foundation for healthy relationships is: emotional intimacy.
Emotional intimacy is the knowing of another person through consistent experiences of safety and trust.
Joachim retweeted
Me briefing the environmental storytelling team: “So, we want to be sure the player knows this guy is an arsehole.”
Joachim retweeted
It seems no matter where I go, I find myself wishing that companies would employ (engineering) historians.
Someone who would interview employees and read docs and then write chapters about each major component of a company and how it got to be the way it did.
Joachim retweeted
OK, let’s try this. No more twitter for a while.
mastodon.social/@airspeedswi…
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Replying to @cocoafrog
Instruments also groups events by view type, so when several instances are simultaneously on screen I find it easier to find out what happens with each one of them.
But of course I still find SwiftUI Instruments tools invaluable in other scenarios.
Joachim retweeted
Replying to @cocoafrog
I quite like being able to understand how the UI I am working on behaves at a glance, but Instruments mostly logs tons of events that lack a consolidated view AFAIK. This is why I wrote this helper.
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Matthew Chapman@fawfulfan26 Nov 2022
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Apple and Google are unavailable for comment. Their spokespeople are laughing so hard they can't speak.
Joachim retweeted
Einmal intellektuell so schlicht aufgestellt sein, dass mir Jugendliche mit Sekundenkleber und Kartoffelbrei mehr Angst machen als Klimawandel und Rechtsradikalismus.
Joachim retweeted
Support the shareholder resolution calling on Apple to review and reform its policies on human rights and unionization. actionnetwork.org/petitions/…
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@teilweise@layer8.space
I am late, I know.
I don’t know how/if I will use it.
I want to be prepared when Twitter breaks.
Joachim retweeted
They're largely but not exclusively USA-based, skillets covering pretty much every area of security and privacy eng.
I also happen to know some folks in associated fields (like legal) who are looking.
I also know IT people looking! (Just most people who see my tweets are not IT
Joachim retweeted
Are you hiring privacy or information security folks? I know a number of really excellent folks who are coincidentally looking for work for exactly the reason you think they are.
Email me at [email protected]
Joachim retweeted
Nachdem ich mich im Fediverse nicht gut genug versteckt habe ist nun aufgeflogen, dass ich dort eine Instanz aufgezogen hab 😂
Ich bin dort – Achtung, lang –
@netzwerkgoettin@konfigurationsmanufaktur.de
Wenn ihr Bock habt, dann könnt ihr dort folgen.
Joachim retweeted
Okay I take it back
hachyderm.io/@holly
Joachim retweeted
So he managed to get ~20 engineers to show up—almost all of them men in their early 20’s—which is all that’s left when you dictate a job become someone’s entire life.
Elon Musk@elonmusk19 Nov 2022United States!
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Just leaving Twitter HQ code review
Joachim retweeted
I’ve figured out why Musk and Twitter bothers me so much:
It’s so distinctly the sensation of being bullied






















