Find me on Mastodon: @cocoafrog@hachyderm.io This account is inactive Developer Tools , working on Instruments. ex-@yelp, ex-@XING_de https://xitter.cf/t.co/KyUNejnAtV

Germany
Joined January 2010
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Finally got the move to Mastodon done. You can now find me here: @cocoafrog@hachyderm.io I’ll stop using this account as I don’t want to support this platform any longer. I‘ll keep the account around to allow people to find me on Mastodon and make their move easier.
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Tim, if you’d like to silence my criticism I am also available for HQ tours.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk30 Nov 2022
Thanks @tim_cook for taking me around Apple’s beautiful HQ
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The foundation for healthy relationships is: emotional intimacy. Emotional intimacy is the knowing of another person through consistent experiences of safety and trust.
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Me briefing the environmental storytelling team: “So, we want to be sure the player knows this guy is an arsehole.”
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It seems no matter where I go, I find myself wishing that companies would employ (engineering) historians. Someone who would interview employees and read docs and then write chapters about each major component of a company and how it got to be the way it did.
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Replying to @cocoafrog
Instruments also groups events by view type, so when several instances are simultaneously on screen I find it easier to find out what happens with each one of them. But of course I still find SwiftUI Instruments tools invaluable in other scenarios.
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Replying to @cocoafrog
I quite like being able to understand how the UI I am working on behaves at a glance, but Instruments mostly logs tons of events that lack a consolidated view AFAIK. This is why I wrote this helper.
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Matthew Chapman
@fawfulfan26 Nov 2022
Apple and Google are unavailable for comment. Their spokespeople are laughing so hard they can't speak.
BREAKING: Elon Musk says he will “make an alternative phone” if Apple and Google remove the Twitter app from their App Stores.
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Einmal intellektuell so schlicht aufgestellt sein, dass mir Jugendliche mit Sekundenkleber und Kartoffelbrei mehr Angst machen als Klimawandel und Rechtsradikalismus.
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Support the shareholder resolution calling on Apple to review and reform its policies on human rights and unionization. actionnetwork.org/petitions/…
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@teilweise@layer8.space I am late, I know. I don’t know how/if I will use it. I want to be prepared when Twitter breaks.
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They're largely but not exclusively USA-based, skillets covering pretty much every area of security and privacy eng. I also happen to know some folks in associated fields (like legal) who are looking. I also know IT people looking! (Just most people who see my tweets are not IT
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Are you hiring privacy or information security folks? I know a number of really excellent folks who are coincidentally looking for work for exactly the reason you think they are. Email me at [email protected]
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Nachdem ich mich im Fediverse nicht gut genug versteckt habe ist nun aufgeflogen, dass ich dort eine Instanz aufgezogen hab 😂 Ich bin dort – Achtung, lang – @netzwerkgoettin@konfigurationsmanufaktur.de Wenn ihr Bock habt, dann könnt ihr dort folgen.
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So he managed to get ~20 engineers to show up—almost all of them men in their early 20’s—which is all that’s left when you dictate a job become someone’s entire life.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk19 Nov 2022
Just leaving Twitter HQ code review
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I’ve figured out why Musk and Twitter bothers me so much: It’s so distinctly the sensation of being bullied
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it should've been Facebook 💔
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"Twitter no longer has a communications department to contact for comment."
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