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sporty lover, people watcher, fine financier, axe god, pistachio of some note, golf desperado, Crossfitter I hope. 15 minutes late.

Joined March 2011
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Word.
Replying to @ESPNNBA
@ESPNNBA Mike Breen, the word is resilience. There is no such word as resiliency. No need to make up words, there are sufficient to get by.
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What a seriously pissweak effort from @NZcricket1 @NZCrickettv, whomever, to send in a night-watchman when the first wicket fell at 323. #Nzv
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Wow, Captain Sook @benstokes38 is disappointed one of his batsman was given out. #stopthepress
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Can we have the non-barracking Isha Gua back, please @FoxCricket ?
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Captain Itsthepitch @benstokes38 has found something in the pitch which he doesn't like already. Good job.
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Chris Montague retweeted
You can take off your lanyard now.
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Captain Itsthepitch @benstokes38 sooks at the pitch again. It's always someone else's fault. You played a false shot! #stoopidpitch #AUSvENG
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Love a toupee find.
You can hardly see the join. Or the label.
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Thanks for Dwaynesplaining the 8 point game @_DwayneRussell #huh #aflgi
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That damn pitch has once again singled out @benstokes38 , preventing him from padding his stats in the #ENGvsZIM list A game.
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Maybe open the other eye @dwayneru
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Spot on @bank
It's time for @Channel9 @Ninecomau Cricket director to explain their fascination with Tiprat Kohli. Are you in a relationship, or trying to capture him picking and eating a booger? #wewantanswers #Aus
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If you're trying to look cool engaging with the young Goth from the office, maybe don't tuck your shirt into your undies.
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Lalor now scratching for relevance. “So WE can get Cameron Green into the side”. Who’s we, sucker? #AUSvPAK #nonstory @7Sport
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Got an idea for our Christmas ‘stumes @HotdogHall
Good luck contending with these two in your nightmares tonight …
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Chris Montague retweeted
Vigorously searching for something to be offended by.
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True. “If”.
If you’re going to iron your jeans, get the crease right.
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He's alive! Missed him lots.
People who are already wearing their lanyards with their work building security pass when they board the train.
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Hey @MarkDuaneMorton just wanted to let you know I listened to Anesthetic again today and it still rocks. Thank you. 🙏🤘
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