Johnny Banker

You can take off your lanyard now.

All Braydens have red hair.

You can hardly see the join. Or the label.

It's time for @Channel9 @Ninecomau Cricket director to explain their fascination with Tiprat Kohli. Are you in a relationship, or trying to capture him picking and eating a booger? #wewantanswers #Aus

People who start their late night email with “Sorry for the late email.” Where’s the wanker emoji? 🍆✊

Vigorously searching for something to be offended by.

If you’re going to iron your jeans, get the crease right.

People who are already wearing their lanyards with their work building security pass when they board the train.

This poor banker isn't sure where to start. #whatdidimiss

I'm that guy in the shades this morning. #socool

One of life's simple pleasures is sorting out the advertising material into priority order for subsequent reading whilst commuting on the omnibus.

Rain jackets, puffer vests, heavy fleeces about today. Winter is not going to be kind to you barbie dolls.

People who conduct conversations in public on speaker phone; you just made the list.

Mr Ditherer at the lights this morning, soz, I meant it to be a double happy beep rather than the long angry one which came out. #soz #chopchop #notwaiting

I feel like we're losing so many of our much-loved idioms. That 45 yo local chap in front of the Footscray market appeared to have no idea what "Drop a wheelie!" meant. Shame.

Just checking in, are everyone's kids back at school yet? I need to move on. #bigdaynshit

So apparently 3 buttons undone and gold cross showing is the new business attire. #whoknew

Do the Nepalese abbreviate to "Neps"? There is a load of Neps at the SCG. Quiet down crazy Neps. #sixersvstars #BBL09

Gotta love Melbs. All the trench coats, scarves and Kathmandu puffer jackets back on today.