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Rob R. Baron

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Joined November 2011
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yeah cool tweet buddy! guess what nobody fucking cares!!!!!
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Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl4 May 2020
I can't believe it's already been a year. Today is always difficult day for me, but I've been finding new ways to get my mind off of it. For those of you out there who also don't give a shit about Star Wars, just know you are not alone.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.
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[removing the entire bottom row of jenga blocks first, instantly collapsing the tower] elon musk: hmm interesting
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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@s4m31p4n14 Aug 2022
Your followers: weak, out of shape, pathetic My followers: strong, basically an army , will protect me
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No, you did not enter “Goblin Mode.” Goblins live in ornate underground cities carved into living rock. They’re master artisans, renowned for their clockwork machines and bejeweled architecture. If you acted like a moron that was Human Mode
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Mr Business@mybigcrack15 Jul 2022
Interesting how all of you just sit there and tweet your funny little jokes all day instead of declaratively condemning all wrongdoing to ever occur in the Age of Man
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cannot wait to beat one of these to death with a hammer
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@nypost22 Jun 2022
Elon Musk's humanoid Tesla robot predicted to be ready in months trib.al/g1Vd4o3
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noah kulwin@nkulw11 Feb 2022
Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid
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the government is studying how I’m so good at jumping and running around
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*trying to use reverse psychology on a girl* yeah I’d actually hate getting sucked off by you. I am a gay guy
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Wut is this
Rob R. Baron (@cmnd_ctrl) profile pictureRob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl27 Feb 2021
Replying to @JohnGoldman @jackmurphylive @TheSilversky545 @harrymadd302
Don't be scared dude. My piss is strong. Wanna take a whiff? You like alpha guys right?
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@ClickHole28 Jan 2021
This pelican is not for you!
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“let people enjoy things” ok i enjoy critical analysis and being a hater
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When The Going Gets Weird, the Weird Turn Pro.
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finally got my PS5!!! (Penis Sucked 5 times)
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Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl26 Dec 2020
Replying to @matchu_chutrain
A friend of mine had the audacity to go into labor on Christmas Day. We're no longer friends.
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Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl21 Dec 2020
Replying to @jbfan911 @Tre_Deandre
The normal size guy is a golf champ named Tiger Woods and the huge giant standing behind him is Giant Tiger Woods. The US Govt engineered him so we could have the biggest Tiger Woods in the world. So far it's been a success except it's impossible to toilet train him unfortunately
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