shrimp delight · Jul 27, 2022 · 1:07 AM UTC

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Rob R. Baron retweeted

shrimp delight@shrimp_delight27 Jul 2022

yeah cool tweet buddy! guess what nobody fucking cares!!!!!

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Rob R. Baron · May 17, 2023 · 4:22 AM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl17 May 2023

This turned out to be a scam. They got my bank info.

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl25 Apr 2023

Happy to announce I'll be replacing Tucker Carlson on @FoxNews

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Rob R. Baron · May 4, 2020 · 2:52 PM UTC

Rob R. Baron retweeted

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl4 May 2020

I can't believe it's already been a year. Today is always difficult day for me, but I've been finding new ways to get my mind off of it. For those of you out there who also don't give a shit about Star Wars, just know you are not alone.

Rob R. Baron · May 3, 2023 · 12:49 PM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl3 May 2023

Oh yeah? Well I decided to give AI control over every aspect of my life. I'm just a sack of meat that lays in bed 24/7.

Joshua Browder

@Joshuabrowder2 May 2023

I decided to give A.I control over my physical mail. I have GPT-4 read my letters and packages, stop junk mail, and only alert me if there’s something important. It can also send mail. Here is how I connected USPS Forwarding to create a ChatGPT mailbox within @DoNotPay (1/n)

Image from Joshua Browder (@Joshuabrowder)

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Rob R. Baron · Apr 26, 2023 · 12:44 AM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl26 Apr 2023

I beat this guy up just now and stole his chicken wings... It was easy

Andrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUS25 Apr 2023

The amount of boobs I’ve seen as a direct result of this wing is honestly absurd.

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Rob R. Baron · Apr 25, 2023 · 4:31 AM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl25 Apr 2023

Happy to announce I'll be replacing Tucker Carlson on @FoxNews

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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson · Apr 24, 2023 · 10:11 PM UTC

Rob R. Baron retweeted

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson@GonzoVice24 Apr 2023

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson · Apr 19, 2023 · 1:15 PM UTC

Rob R. Baron retweeted

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson@GonzoVice19 Apr 2023

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

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Rob R. Baron · Apr 16, 2023 · 12:32 AM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl16 Apr 2023

Planning my presidential campaign after the massive influx of assassination requests

Rob R. Baron · Apr 7, 2023 · 4:58 AM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl7 Apr 2023

If you made me the President I would make sure everyone you hate is assassinated and everyone you like would be rich.

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Rob R. Baron · Mar 16, 2023 · 2:28 AM UTC

Rob R. Baron@cmnd_ctrl16 Mar 2023

Just now hearing that Elon Musk really does own Twitter! I thought that was just one big, long-term joke that everyone was in on. Lol, Elon- Im sorry about saying your penis looks like Jeff Bezos. Please don't send your AI robots after me (but please know if you do I'll be ready)

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