quebec separatist: we have a unique linguistic, cultural, and national heritage. also we are quite racist. alberta separatist: I fucking hate taxes and my neighbours. also I am extremely racist.

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The Don of Vaughan · Oct 20, 2026 · 11:02 AM UTC

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The Don of Vaughan@DonofVaughan7h

Imagine being the CIA spending all that money to stoke Albertan separatism only to get 25% lmao

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alyssa · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

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alyssa@actuallywilde23h

pop base Please. this is a Family matter.

Pop Base

@PopBaseOct 19

Today, voters in Alberta will decide whether to take the first step toward independence from Canada. (npr.org/2026/10/18/nx-s1-600…)

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َ · Oct 19, 2026 · 1:01 AM UTC

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َ@spiderlndOct 19

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

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Oh Canaduh · Oct 18, 2026 · 11:22 PM UTC

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Oh Canaduh

@CanaduhOhOct 18

Nobody: Canadians: wow that driveway must suck in the winter

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Kyle Ayers · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:04 PM UTC

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Kyle Ayers@kyleayersOct 18

Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.

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claire · Oct 18, 2026 · 8:05 PM UTC

claire@cmccarvsOct 18

Went on a brunch date this morning. Unprompted, the guy starts bragging about how much milk he drinks. 2 litres a day, apparently

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claire · Oct 18, 2026 · 3:50 PM UTC

claire@cmccarvsOct 18

Movers coming tomorrow to move everything our of my apartment to replace my floors. Extremely nervous about the sheer volume of zyns they are likely to find under my couch

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claire · Oct 18, 2026 · 2:19 PM UTC

claire@cmccarvsOct 18

Yesterday’s hangover was a doozy. I’m surprised I’m alive today

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Carter Donnick · Oct 16, 2026 · 5:58 PM UTC

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Carter Donnick@CDonnick1Oct 16

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_Oct 16

Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, has been fired, after less than a week on the job, NYT reports nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…

Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days (Gift Article)

The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

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claire · Oct 16, 2026 · 2:09 AM UTC

claire@cmccarvsOct 16

WAKE UP!!!!! @NHLJets

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Rob Silver · Oct 15, 2026 · 6:09 PM UTC

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Rob Silver@RobSilverOct 15

Has anyone checked on Jagmeet? Poor guy has been arrested multiple times every day for months based on what I’m seeing every time I log onto twitter dot com

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