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Chris Mason

@cmason

Programmer, father, amateur farmer, maker of bacon

 Houston, TX
Joined January 2008
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I'm more Christian than @JoelOsteen and I'm an atheist xitter.cf/MrAlanSpencer/status/9…
Alan Spencer (@MrAlanSpencer) profile pictureAlan Spencer
@MrAlanSpencer28 Aug 2017
Joel Osteen won't open his church that holds 16,000 to hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes. #HoustonStrong
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We're tracking which members of Congress vote in support of Trump most often. Congratulations, @SenFeinstein! --> 53eig.ht/2jNoNGp
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CC@cecicardelle21 Oct 2016
When you protest a Trump rally but no one realizes your shirt says "Latinas AGAINST trump" so they take pics w/ you like you're supporters
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If you know how to design the software, design the software. Otherwise implement now, learn, and design later.
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden1 Jun 2016
Break classification rules for the public's benefit, and you could be exiled. Do it for personal benefit, and you could be President.
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Chai@chaione8 Mar 2016
Come see us this Thursday 5-10PM for the @ATXStartupCrawl At our Austin office! Get ready to bust some Piñatas!
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Retweet if you agree that we can't afford to play political games over the Supreme Court vacancy. #DoYourJob
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wHO DID THIS
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Naomi Klinge@HBJNaomi3 Feb 2016
Houston’s @chaione aims to sell planned EaDo HQ, moves into Galleria office ow.ly/3yZXqP
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#zerofucks
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Parker Higgins@xor8 Feb 2015
Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV Right: 1984
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andrewvc@andrewvc13 Jan 2016
Retweet this until it breaks. Then retweet it again. We need this all over the Internet now. xitter.cf/fightfortheftr/status/… fightthetpp.org/
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Jesse Wolgamott@jwo15 Jan 2016
“…the right initial metric is ‘do any users love our product so much they spontaneously tell other people to use it?’” Or they pay for it.
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If you don’t actively fight for simplicity in software, complexity will win. …and it will suck.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod7 Nov 2015
Could everyone please retweet this so @JoelOsteen sees that many many people think he is an asshole? Thanks in advance.
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Peggy Li@_peggyli30 Mar 2015
Two branches diverged from master, and I — I merged the one less committed to, And that has broken all the builds. - Inspired by R. Frost
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden27 Oct 2015
Replying to @xor
@xor "Things that are better not to bring up to a body claiming to be concerned with 'cybersecurity:'" #nohttps
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A Clever Cartoon That Accurately Captures the Drastic Differences Between the Generations laughingsquid.com/a-clever-c…
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Jim Gray@grayj_31 Aug 2015
"Our launch UI is email" -- worked for a number of companies, attempted by far too few, and investors like revenue more than screenshots.
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Father Builds a Custom Rocking Horse Based on a 'Star Wars' Speed Bike for His Daughter laughingsquid.com/awesome-fa…
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