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DONG DONG CHIANG you MUST see this incredible lion dance flip dismount
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"What good this heart of stone, for it to be shattered?" What an absolutely spectacular performance from Devora Wilde. It's ok Lae'zel you don't need a goddess you have my dumbass Tav and the rest of her dumbass friends. #BaldursGate3
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45% pay rise and he didn't even need to strike.
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They never were going to just stop with trans people. Italy has begun stripping lesbian parents of their parental rights. They always intended to go after all LGBTQ people. Walsh and others have started sharing outrage posts on gay adoption and surrogacy.
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Hong Kong government applies for injunction to ban the use of protest anthem “Glory to Hong Kong”: info.gov.hk/gia/general/2023…
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Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
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#NEW: ELIZABETH TANG RELEASED ON BAIL She's been granted HK$200K cash bail and ordered to hand over her passport as bail conditions. She was arrested by #HongKong national security police for alleged "foreign collusion" after visiting husband Lee Cheuk-yan in prison.
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This kid is our propaganda king.
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I speak Chinese to the mirror A park has its own winter I put on music Winter has no flies I leisurely make coffee Flies don’t know what is a homeland I add a bit of sugar A homeland is a native accent I am on the other end of a phone line And I hear my fear Bei Dao 北島
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Mary Oliver, who died on this day in 2019:
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Solidarity to Scottish teachers taking strike action. None of us want to lose pay striking, so it is a measure of the country’s discontent that it is so widespread. Why should our work be devalued by the profiteers and their spiv supporters in parliament? General strike now.
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This is the last day you can retweet this
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happy hogswatch, everyone 💜
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The tragedy/irony of this stigmatisation of the term "Ga yau" (Add oil) is that it represents the early/most peaceful phase of the pro-democracy protests, which was later replaced with the more aggressive "Fan gwok" (Resist/rebel) and, angriest of all, "Po sau!" (Revenge!).😔
Hong Kong school called police over teacher’s farewell towels printed with slogan popular during protests hongkongfp.com/2022/12/16/ho…
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My partner & I practice unethical nonmonogamy. He pays off his little string of harlots to ensure they don't sell their stories to the papers, while I carry on a passionate affair with a haunted but dashing private eye. We are both irredeemable & it is always raining
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